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Behold: The world's ugliest shoes have arrived. And you won't be able to deal.

When it comes to shoes, there are a lot of ugly ones.

Crocs, for example.

People might try to justify their existence ("they've got really good grip," "they're super comfy") but it's fruitless. Because everything you say is NULL AND VOID once you're wearing crocs. That's just a fact.

But Crocs wearers can now rest easy, because their shoes are on-trend compared to the latest ugly shoe.

It's...the Ugg. Sandal.

No.

NO.

NO.

NOPE.

Do you think I'm overreacting? Let me just give you a second look.

Yep. That's what I thought.

The Ugg boot was a) never meant to mix with fashion, b) never meant to be worn outside the house, and c) NEVER meant to be combined with the sandal.

I'm sorry, is it summer or is it winter? Are you walking or are you sleeping? Where are you going in those? Nowhere near me, that's for sure.

But sandal label Teva decided what the world was really missing was a mixture between a sandal and an Ugg boot, and so they made it.

And don't worry, there are plenty of options if the grey-hospital-like-ankle-sandal-boot isn't really your thing.

One picture of the shoes even shows a real human woman wearing fashionable clothing and the shoes. 

I've included a video below of Kylie Jenner's shoe closet to ease the trauma of what just happened.

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Anna 8 years ago

I am one of those that has never, ever worn ugg boots outside the house. Even when that was the latest trend. I live in Europe now and in France I saw a pair of baby uggs for 1.5 year olds valued at about AUD 150!!! FFS. These "ugdles" are what they stand for - Uggly as hell and I hope they die a sad death. Oh wait, they may be helpful in nursing homes.


fightofyourlife 8 years ago

They look vaguely medical. If I saw someone wearing those, I would assume they were unfortunate enough to have suffered some sort of injury to both feet.