FROCKWATCH: Jessica Simpson

Now that her pregnant sister is of extreme papparazzi interest and her ex boyfriend John Mayer is dating Jennifer Anniston, perhaps Jessica feels the need to ramp it up a notch in the wardrobe department…….

I’ve read descriptions of this outfit elsewhere (on more misogynist blogs) as ‘a prostitute dress". I think that’s a bit harsh. Sure, she has her boobs out but it’s a vast improvement on the ‘Real Girls Love Meat" t-shirt so let’s give her a fairy clap for that at least.