Fluff: Best of the Brit Awards red carpet

1. At the moment there seems to be a major red carpet event every 3 days. This time around, it’s the Brit Awards – the UK’s equivalent of the Grammys. To be perfectly honest, we don’t recognise 83% of the people in this gallery.

BUT that does not mean they didn’t wear some really, really, pretty frocks. Take a look:

2. Two Australian media personalities have become mums this week.

Women’s Health editor Felicity Harley gave birth to a boy, Jimmy Charles Harley, on Sunday morning.

“One of longest at Mater Hospital: 58cms. 4.5kgs. And healthy!! Think I might have a footy player in the making…” she tweeted earlier today.

Jimmy is the first child for Harley and her husband, former AFL star Tom Harley, whom she wed in 2009.

Harley wrote about her pregnancy here on Mamamia back in November.

The Farmer Wants a Wife host Natalie Gruzlewski and her husband also welcomed their first baby on Tuesday – a daughter named Olivia Kathryn Ray, according to Gruzlewski’s Twitter account.

Gruslewski reportedly gave birth via caesarian section in a Gold Coast hospital, with husband Jack Ray, a property developer, by her side.

The couple married in November last year.

3. Another one for the celebrity “my baby is so clever” files – this time from Jessica Simpson, about her 9 month old baby Maxwell. These celebrity mums are not doing much for the self esteem of “regular mums”. Click here to read.

4. In the latest completely unnecessary and ridiculously insulting men’s poll, Kristen Stewart has been named Hollywood’s ‘least sexy’ actress.

The poll, conducted by UK website MenKind, apparently revealed “a fascinating insight into the minds of British men,” according to a spokesperson. Yes, Freud would be so proud of this latest development in psychological research. Truly fascinating stuff.

“[Respondents] were turned off by volatile and moody actresses as well as ice queens. And they don’t want to see unhealthily skinny starlets on the big screen.” How’s that for your daily dose of sexism? Runners-up included Sarah Jessica Parker, Denise Richards, Hilary Swank and Kirsten Dunst.

Well then. We’d like to see the men they polled. Because obviously they are all flawless incarnations of the Greek god Adonis, offering their definitive views on female beauty from the window of an ivory tower.

Besides, with a net income of US $34.2 million, a successful career and the rather handsome Robert Pattinson to go home to at night, we doubt Kristen Stewart has any reason to be bothered by this. Here’s a gallery of her, just because.

5. This video of a little boy lying to his mum could possibly be the funniest thing we’ve seen in a long time. You need to watch it yourself.

6. Would you wear it?

Puffy sleeves. Fishnet detail. What do you think of Emma Stone’s most recent red carpet number?

7. It’s hard to decide whether these parents are trolls or if they just have a brilliant sense of humour. We’re going for the sense of humour. Let us know what you think – click through to see the full gallery.

8. Sports Illustrated has never been known for tasteful photo shoots. But this is one takes the cake.

According to Sports Illustrated, bikinis look best when teamed with the native people of the country you’re wearing the bikini in. Add ten points if the locals are carrying a sheath of spears and willing to lend you one for a quick photo.

This photo shoot has so many layers of wrong, we don’t even know where to begin. Take a look:

9. Wow! Pink’s new video clip is a little bit raunchy. Quite love the fact that her husband Corey Hart calls her by her real name. Watch it here.

10. It was Rihanna’s birthday yesterday – which is perfect for someone who loves to pose in her birthday suit – here are some of her um, barest twitpics (just to celebrate). Click here to see.