Err, women are sharing their worst first dates and we never want to leave the house again.

Oh.

I don’t… like this.

Women are sharing their worst first dates and holy hell it’s rough out there.

I’d like to wrap myself up in my doona like a burrito and never leave the house again pls.

You see, last week Twitter user @ItsMissBre asked women to share their worst first date experiences.

And the women, they delivered.

Apparently men like to pee in public on dates these days and they also like to commit petty crimes.

Some even bring their mothers along. And some smell like fish ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ .

Anywho, wrap yourself up in a doona and feast your eyes on these bad boys:

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

11.

12.

13.

14.

15.

16.

17.

18.

19.

20.

21.

22.