Excuse us, but the real housewives are going to the Whitsundays because they need a break from fighting in Sydney.
GOODNESS.
Nicole is packing and teaching her daughters about the critical difference between washing cashmere and fine silk and we’ve already forgotten because this is information we will never need.
She is hoping to corner Athena on the trip and speak to her about her, um, behaviour.
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Okay, no.
Every episode of The Real Housewives of Sydney is EXACTLY the same. Someone reprimands Athena X for starting shit, and then Athena X somehow gets invited to another event, and starts more shit but with different women.
This is literally genius no wonder there are like 47 spin-off series.
The ladies have landed and there are lots of slow-mo shots of their silks flowing and Athena X is wearing some very inappropriate headwear that we feel might edge on culturally insensitive (she's legit wearing a turban) but whatever.
Nicole speaks to Athena X one on one and suggests that maybe she tries asking people questions about themselves. "Do you know my kids names?" Nicole asks.
Athena is having none of that. "I'm not running a pre-school here to remember children's names," she says, as though there really are particular pre-schools devoted to just knowing kids' names. Of course, Nicole knows everyones children's names, probably because she stalks them on Facebook on the reg.