i have been made aware of persons 'jerking off (discreetly -ha!, under sweatpants or a blanket)' on a number of occasions. said actions have been confirmed by fellow riders. i also have a driver friend who was alerted to 'an act of prostitution taking place on her coach during a commute, and could she make a public service announcement debunking this activity, from a legal and metro policy standpoint, for all the riders' benefit?' welcome to the emerald city, ladies and gentlemen: a commuter's paradise...