In the best news you will hear today, there’s only two more sleeps until 2016 is finished and we never have to talk about it ever again.
Considering we’re twins, and everyone knows twins are a) magic and b) spooky AF, we know a thing or two about the future.
So here are our 17 predictions for 2017.
1. Trump resigns as President with cryptic Tweet that simply reads: “Lol jks”.
2. In 2016, we saw a return to the 90s. In 2017, it will be all about the 2000s — belly warmers and Supre shirts that read ‘Naughty Gal’.
2016 was definitely the year politics went psycho. (Post continues below.)
3. There was the side boob. Then the side vag. Now it’s all about the side butt hole.
4. People then start contouring their side butt holes because obviously.
5. Jennifer Aniston falls pregnant with Brad Pitt’s baby and women’s magazines have biggest collective orgasm recorded in world history.
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Lol, nice. Gave me a smile, maybe some will come true. In the same spirit, here are a couple more:
- mamamia hires a lot of men to achieve their goal of workplace equality.
- Trump resigns on orders from Moscow, Mike Pence replaces him.
- Saudi Arabia stops executing homosexuals and allows women to drive cars, Left calls it racism against Muslims.
- Same sex marriage is legislated, but they screw it up and forget to legislate same sex divorce.
- Sam Newman replaces Triggs and immediately brings an action against the Government for having a Office for the Status of Women, but no Office for the Status of Men. Sights male suicide rates, homelessness rates and the life expectancy gap and wins the case.
- Diabeties Australia, Anti Cancer Council, Heart Foundation and others hold a joint press conference warning of the well documented health danger of obesity. Twitter actually breaks with the outrage over fat shaming.