Okay, deep breaths please.
We were all underwhelmed with last night’s episode and that needs to be acknowledged.
We’re scared the drama is behind us. This show has been running for two and a half thousand weeks now and it’s possible we’ve exhausted all potential plot lines.
At this point we’ve put our faith in John Aiken, who seems to be implicitly the lead expert and we don’t know how Mel and Trisha feel about that. There’s most definitely unresolved tension there, and we’d like it to be explored in more detail. Thanks.
Tonight begins with Sean and Susan, who are more in love than anyone ever expected.
But they obviously need a complication so Sean semi yells at the camera, "Our lifestyle battle is killing both of us". Jesus, Sean. That sounds a little melodramatic.
The experts are mad that Susan won't just abandon everyone she knows/her job/her entire life to live with Sean on a farm in the middle of nowhere and stir mushy animal food with her bare hands.
Listen: The Recap team delves into tonight's episode. (Post continues after audio.)
Susan says she doesn't know how it's going to work, and this plot is starting to feel tired and also repetitive. We would like them to just do what everyone does: Make the mistake now, and suffer the consequences later. EUGH.
Speaking of being completely DONE with boring AF plot lines, Vanessa and Andy are trying to work out their biggest relationship issue: that Andy doesn't speak and Vanessa would somewhat prefer that he did.
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I rkon that that we need the mother flipping, psychopathic Scottish dad back to sort out some of the remaining limping along couples that clearly should have called time of death on their fake marriages ages ago. Get rid of these soppy so-called experts with the demonstrated high failure rate for shipping people, for one episode at least. Let's have Psycho Scottish Dad run some REAL relationship bootcamps! Starting with making them all go out and change their clothes in a driveway! Ha,ha,ha! He would be the Gordon Ramsey of relationship reality shows. Dunno about you, but I would SO watch that! He would put the fear of God into Anthony for trying stunts like buying ill-fitting dresses for Nadia when he cannot even co-ordinate a pair of socks for himself - and then make him drop and "give me 20 [push ups]" every time he demeaned and tried to control her. Nick would have to forgo his 'boiz will be Neanderthals' alter ego on pain of death! No more strippaz memberships that he demands "respect" for. No more egging on misogynist narcissists like Andrew to demean their partners for boiz' entertainment. Jessie would be cattle prodded every time he open-door poops, farts, squeezes pimples, writes crazy letters about ANY doors other than the well-lit exit, or any other arrested development behaviours. Michelle would have to eat a bowl of carbs and wear a figure bloating muumuu for the rest of the day every time she has a self-pity party when she cannot muster up feelings for Jesse and does not want to hurt him, but strings him along anyway so that she ensures his total emotional annihilation at the end. Her primary motive is competing with Sharon and staying on this junket with her for as long as possible. Psycho Scottish Dad would have a Priestess follow her every move, ringing a bell, calling out "Shame" every few seconds, every time Michelle goes out with Jesse pretending to NOT be on the verge of a nervous breakdown. I could go on. Clearly, I have a shambles life I am avoiding dealing with at the moment.
Agree with you totally!! LOL!
im just waiting for nadia to dump anthony and andrew comes back for 3rd time lucky with perfect match anthony and they live hapily ever after