1. What the MAFS intruders were never told before they entered the experiment.
When Married at First Sight’s ‘intruder’ couples Dan and Tamara and Billy and Susie entered their first dinner party, the other couples were shocked.
But for Dan and Tamara and Billy and Susie, it was just as shocking.
You see, the intruder couples didn’t actually know that they were intruders until the moment they entered the dinner party.
“It didn’t click for me that this was the fourth week of the experiment,” Billy told 9 Honey.
“I just thought everyone else had a few hours to get to know each other, so I was like, ‘Sweet. These guys are nice and familiar with each other. Cool’.”
Intruder Dan had a similar reaction, admitting that he didn’t know Jessika had already been in the competition for four weeks.
During the dinner party, Jessika attempted to hit on new groom Dan right in front of her ‘husband’ Mick.
“I didn’t know that [Jessika] had been in the experiment for a while. I just thought maybe she had had a kind of failed honeymoon, and she was ready to really give it her best shot with stealing somebody else’s man,” he said.
Yikes.
2. Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are apparently dating and WHAT?
Well.
There’s a new Kardashian rumour and we’re not sure whether to be more shocked by this or the whole Tristan Thompson and Jordyn Woods cheating scandal debacle.
According to Radar Online, Kourtney Kardashian is reportedly dating Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker.
Yes, really.
Although Travis and Kourtney have been close friends for years with Travis even appearing on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, a source reportedly told Radar Online that things between the pair have recently progressed to the next level.
"Ever since Kourt has been single, they've gotten closer and closer – to the point where he sneakily stays at her place now," the source said.
"She's really falling for him."
In the past, the pair have also been seen attending church together and meeting for vegan meals.
Honestly, we're kind of rooting for this coupling to be true.
3. “I don’t know who’s got it.” Grant Denyer once made a sex tape and then promptly lost it.
In news that precisely no one asked for (but we are very much enjoying anyway), there's a sex tape from the '90s starring Grant Denyer floating around in the ether and he has no idea who's seen it.
The 2Day FM breakfast host admitted to his co-stars Ash London and Ed Kavalee that he made an “intimate video” back in 1994, but lost the tape and oh, Grant.
You should probably keep a closer eye on things like this.
“I had just turned 18, and I had an older girlfriend, and I didn’t have a camera,” Denyer explained. “I borrowed a Sony Handycam from the media department at high school.
“It had a tripod, that’s why I wanted it, so I didn’t have to hold it.”
...Makes sense.
But when it came time to return the camera to school, Denyer said he forgot to remove the tape and we really shouldn't be laughing, but oh, we are.
“I don’t know where it is, I don’t know who’s got it,” he said on air.
“What scares me about that being out there is that somewhere someone’s got it or seen it, and I’m worried. It’s been my fear my whole life that it will one day come out and ruin my career.”
He did add that he was quite impressed by his own skills when watching the footage back:
“It felt naughty, it felt a bit spicy and we were comfortable with each other,” he said about the tape. “I look amazing in it, and I put in an A-grade performance… I was really happy with the angles.”
4. Oh. The first time Katy Perry met Orlando Bloom he was trying to steal from her.
Never come between a woman and her cheeseburgers.
...Unless you're Orlando Bloom and that woman is Katy Perry, it seems.
The pop star revealed how she met her now-fiance during the premiere of American Idol on Sunday, and it seems he was trying to nick one of her cheeseburgers at the Golden Globes.
“Can I tell you one thing that is kind of sweet?” Perry asked the room. “I met my boyfriend over In-N-Out. We were at the Golden Globes and we weren’t together. So I had my security guard grab 10 In-N-Outs and all of a sudden I see my boyfriend’s hand — he wasn’t even sitting at our table — he just swoops in and he grabs it and I was like, ‘Hey that’s my burger!’"
Rather then start an all-out brawl over the attempted cheeseburger theft, they struck up a conversation, and the rest is history.
Some people are so forgiving.
The two were engaged on Valentine's Day, with the actor proposing in a helicopter before a low-key celebration amongst friends and family.
We hope for Perry's sake cheeseburgers were on the menu.
5. We found Billy from Married at First Sight's naked calendar. You can thank us later.
The most important moment of Monday night’s Married at First Sight has been overshadowed by a fight about… surfing? And we won’t stand for it.
Before Susie initiated the most bizarre couple argument in the history of the universe, regarding nonexistent sweetener and surfing timeframes, her ‘husband’ Billy shared something very important with her.
And unlike the amount of artificial sweetener he has in his house, he was not lying about this.
We saw it.
And you can see it too, in our earlier post here.