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Jessica Simpson just showed us her shoe closet and, uh, we're honestly a little baffled.

Ever the generous one, Jessica Simpson has offered her followers unique insight into the world of her shoe closest.

Posting on Instagram, 37-year-old Simpson shared a photo inside her wall-to-floor shoe closest covering three walls and about… two colours.

“Decisions, Decisions. #ShoeCrushSaturday,” she wrote on Instagram.

Her followers were nothing if not sympathetic to her plight (and baffled by the fact there are so many shoes in so few colours):

“My indecisive self would explode,” one wrote.

“That’s just brown and black, let’s talk about colours?! So jealous!” another added.

“This would be the equivalent of trying to find something to watch on Netflix,” another wrote.

Trying on a shoe she actually designed herself, Simpson has made the successful foray into fashion after her career as a pop star.

In fact, according to People, the Jessica Simpson Collection “is frequently lauded as one of the top-earning celebrity brands” since it was launched in 2006. The brand sells everything from clothing to accessories and fragrances.

“People are shocked that they like my brand,” she told CBS News last year. “Maybe ’cause it’s not that expensive? Or maybe because I was a cheesy pop star back in the day? I have no idea. But you’re gonna like my shoes, damn it!

The business is so successful, CBS News reports it’s a billion-dollar-a-year business.

In that same interview, the mother-of-two said: “My name’s on it; I would never let my name be on anything that I wouldn’t approve of somebody wearing.”

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guest 6 years ago

I want to Marie Kondo this closet! So many near-identical shoes in here. It's madness. Girl needs a capsule wardrobe.


Rush 6 years ago

My guess would be that that's not her entire shoe closet. Possibly another section for coloured shoes?

random dude au 6 years ago

Third shelf on the left, the second pair of Rhinestone boots. Not the clogs on the right, everyone goes for the clogs. Pull them towards you to find the secret entrance to the hidden stash.

Honestly - does no-one here play adventure games? The clue was right there for goodness sake.

Lily 6 years ago

To obvious . If you look behind her left shoulder on the floor there is a slightly different pattern. If you press it correctly the whole back wall opens up