Coleen Rooney provided the internet with one of its favourite stories of all time this week, when she posted a lengthy tweet outing her now former friend and fellow WAG Rebekah Vardy for leaking stories about her life to British tabloid The Sun.
This story was so large that both Rebekah and Coleen’s names were for a time searched more WORLDWIDE than Brexit. BREXIT WE TELL YOU.
It was wild.
Another WAG Danielle Lloyd says she’s had similar run-ins with Rebekah Vardy. Post continues below video.
There’s since been a denial from Rebekah, a statement from The Sun which is refusing to reveal its ‘source’, ridiculous trending hashtag #WagathaChristie and memes. So many memes.
This year, after moving to the United States to take up a place in the D.C United Football team, Wayne hit the headlines for his boozy behaviour.
The Mirror reported he took part in a 10-hour drinking session with a barmaid in Florida in February, and in August, Wayne was pictured in a hotel lobby in Vancouver, following a mystery brunette into the lift. Coleen was back in the UK at the time.
All the while, Coleen was also planting traps to catch whoever was leaking stories about her and her family to the media.
"I blocked everyone from viewing my Instagram stories except ONE account," she said in her lengthy statement this week.
"Over the past five months I have posted a series of false stories to see if they made their way into The Sun newspaper. And you know what, they did!"
These fake stories included that she and Wayne's new home had flooded and that she was so desperate for a daughter, after the couple had four sons, that she was considering attempting gender selection in Mexico.
Wayne has not publicly acknowledged his wife's accusation that Rebekah Vandy leaked information about their relationship and family to The Sun, instead choosing to ignore the story to post about World Mental Health Day on Instagram.