This story was first published on October 15, 2019, and has been updated because more people are… sunning (and burning) their buttholes.
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I’m really sorry to interrupt your day with this highly disturbing news, but people are sunning their buttholes and we must discuss it.
Yes, you read that right.
People are sunning their buttholes. Buttholes are being sunned. It’s a wild world.
Here’s a few ‘wellness’ options that don’t require such a compromised position. Post continues below video.
WHAT on earth is butthole sunning, you ask? It involves showing your butthole – the part of your body that evolution SPECIFICALLY decided not to place anywhere the sun can reach – to the big burning ball in the sky.
AND IT IS DANGEROUS. I’m not willing to put my butthole on the line to prove this, but thankfully Oscar nominee Josh Brolin has shared his experience so I don’t have to.
The result? So bad, Josh had to skip a family outing so he could stay home and lather aloe vera on his perineum.
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Have you ever noticed animals love to lay out in the sun on their back with their genital area aimed upwards towards the sun?
I guess this article was intended to be strictly funny and not inform readers to the benefits of sun bathing in the nude 15 to 20 minutes a-day.
The reality is sun bathing is a great way to absorb natural vitamin D, which
boost seritona levels in the brain. By captureing vitamin D naturaly through our skin including the genital area our body can absorb the vitiman D and distribute it better than synthetic vitamin D which goes through our digestive tract. The benefits of absorbing natural vitiam D from the sun include a sense of wellness and a reduction of depression.
As for the GENITAL AREAR - For the most part the genital area can be a dark damp bacteria haven. So the benefit of treating your genitals to a sun bath numorus. Mostly because the elements in the sunshine are known to kill fungus and bacteria that create jock ictch and other unwanted unhealthy conditions such as warts.
Have you ever noticed how animals love to lay out in the sun on their back with their genital area aimed upwards towards the sun? Case in point I had a older rescue dog that was ill with a kidney issuses. The vets told me her kidneys were not filtering out the toxicities in her blood and she had a condition called jaundice. She would only live a few days without extensive medical treatment. Later that same day I remember when my daughter was born she had a condition called jaundice and the hospital treated her condition by putting her under a sun lamp a few time daily to resolve the condition and she was able to go home with me.
When I got my pooch home it was a 100ﾟ and sunny so I decided I would let her lay outside 3 times a-day. She always loved laying outside in the sun but i had always interrupted her because it made her sweaty and stinky and she didn't like bath. Long story short I let her out in the sun every day and after three days her kidney condition cleared up and she was back to her health self. Much to the surprise of friends, family and the veterinarian ~
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