The only thing better than a very pregnant Beyonce giving birth to two of the world’s most sought-after twins is a very pregnant and secretive Beyonce pretending she hasn’t given birth at all.
This week, rumours have been rife and unrelenting that the Queen of pop has in fact become the queen of pop-ping out some little babies, with many-a-gossip site reporting twins are probably, very much in the world and no longer housed in Bey’s belly.
This time, E! News is reporting a photo doing the rounds on the internet could be the biggest hint yet that Blue Ivy has some siblings.
E! are reporting an unidentified woman was photographed Friday at a Los Angeles hospital, carrying a couple of pink and blue balloons that read, "Baby Girl" and "Baby Boy". The woman's gift also contained a card that read "B & J."
Of course, it should be noted that the B&J card was like almost like a sitting duck for the paparazzi, facing outwards and well within our line of sight.
So was this all a very elaborate Beyonce-style decoy to keep us focused on the rumour and not the reality? Perhaps.
It comes just days after The Sun reported fans claimed they had noticed increased security around the hospital where Beyonce gave birth to her daughter Blue Ivy in 2012.
It also comes after Barack Obama found himself entangled in the great Big Beyonce Baby Mess, because apparently after eight years as US President, the best he can offer us is a hint as to the gender of a celebrity's twin babies.
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You see, Obama was quoted saying, “Jay and I are also fools for our daughters, although he’s gonna have me beat once those two twins show up”, during a video speech that aired at the rapper’s induction into the Songwriters Hall of Fame on Thursday.
Daughters, everyone mused, meant Beyonce had girls! Or, actually, he was talking about his daughters and Jay's daughter as one and therefore plural.
But of course, the only thing better than truth is a quick, insidious rumour, right?
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Why is this news? So she had twins, maybe some woman in Rooty Hill in Australia did too. Sorry, I am a bit over Beyoncé and her magic genitals.
of course she will have had a boy and a girl, the 'too posh to push' brigade always get one of each 'planted', Mrs Clooney, Jlo, Angelina, if you are rich you just order what you want.
Just another commodity
Rumour has it Mrs Clooney used a surrogate.
What a rude comment.
You're right, it is rather judgemental and presumptuous. While it is true in the US, you are able to select gender using IVF, it doesn't always mean the embryos will take (hence the gender ratio might not be equal if it progresses to pregnancy). Secondly, we don't know if this is what any of those couples did. It's pure speculation. Maybe instead of judging them, try being happy for them welcoming two new healthy babies into their family!