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'Let me introduce you to the jungle gym of vibrators.' The 5 fanciest dongs on sale right now.

Usually, sales frenzies surround panic-buying clothes and beauty products, and while we definitely still get rather excited for those, there's a special place in our hearts reserved exclusively for this...

Sex toy sales.

Specifically, really good sex toy sales. 

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These tiny tickets to pleasure town usually set us back a fair amount cash-wise, so seeing them discounted so damn much is music to our bank account's ears. 

To help you navigate the chaos that is the Click Frenzy sales, we've identified the five best deals that you can shop now and have delivered to your door by the end of the week.

So here they are, the five best sex toys you can get on the cheap right now.

For literally anyone with a clit...

Womanizer X Lovehoney Pro40  Clitoral Stimulator.
Was $169.95, now $127.46.

Now we don't want to be so bold as to say this is the greatest sex toy ever made, but BOY is this little buzzer popular. It was voted 'most loved sex toy' by thousands of Mamamia readers, and with good reason.

The Womanizer was essentially the pioneer of clit-sucking technology. You know the type – the little air flutter blow-suck sensation that makes your clit go, 'HELLO PAL, I'M A BIG FAN OF THIS.'

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And no toy is loved more than this style – so consider this a bloody great opportunity to snap up the OG while it's on sale. 

For those on the hunt for their own G-spot...

Vush Abbie.
Was $150, now $90.

If anyone asks me what the most impressive sex toy is, I always say this one.

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Why? Well, when I first tried this G-spot vibrator it... f**ked me up. It actually f**ked me up so much I wrote an entire article asking Abbie Chatfield (the designer behind this vibrator) what she had just done to my vagina.

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The pressure that this toy puts on your G-spot while also somehow satisfying your P-spot is INSANE. So please, grab this while it's $50 off. I beg you. 

For the fancy gals...

Lelo Sona™ 2 Cruise Sonic Clitoral Massager Cerise.
Was $149.95, now $134.

Sometimes we've just got to treat ourselves, right? Well, this is a mighty fine way to do it.

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Lelo is best known for being boujee, and this perhaps their boujee-est of dongs. A clit-sucker with a rose-gold finish and super high-quality silicone that feels like a velvety kiss down there... Until the vibrating starts and then you'll likely cum in 0.34 seconds.

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For the peachy players...

Lovehoney Ignite Vibrating Butt Plug.
Was $49.95, now $37.95.

Finding the right butt plug is an art.

It's a particularly tricky toy to nail because the booty is a very sensitive area that requires the perfect fit and a gentle amount of stimulation. Which is why, when I spotted this little guy on sale, I knew I had to recommend it.

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This toy is small, solid has a great grabbable base and just the right amount of vibration.

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Plus, it's blue, which is a rarity in the sex toy world, and therefore makes a glorious addition to your sex toy wardrobe. Yes, that's a thing. Trust me.

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For the multi-taskers...

Womanizer X Lovehoney InsideOut G-Spot and Clitoral Stimulator.
Was $199.95, now $149.96.

I lovingly refer to this toy as the 'jungle gym of vibrators' because it literally does it all.

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With an internal G-spot vibrator and an external clit-sucker element, this sex toy is a jack of all trades. 

What toys are you planning to pick up in the sales? Let us know in the comments below.

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