Q: I just had the worst haircut of my life and I HATE IT. She cut it way too short! How can I get through this bit til it’s a decent length again? – Briony
A: Sweet Briony, you are far from alone. I know this because I am looking into your home and can see other people around you.
Also you are not alone in the shitty haircut stakes. It’s very common, and extremely annoying and in a real blow to our collective vanity, we’ve all been there. Even Cameron Diaz has been there – she revealed in UK Elle that she burst into tears after seeing her new short cut. Obviously if famous, wealthy, beautiful people are not immune from bad haircuts, well, we’re all doomed.
If your hair is long enough, you could always try out this cool braided style (post continues after video).
Aside of snappy wigs, extensions and beanies, there are a few little things I recommend to deal with your … interesting new hairstyle:
1. Embrace texture.
In my opinion (“Fickle and unsubstantiated since 1980!”) hair rarely looks it’s best when it’s unstyled, flat and freshly washed. So please don’t think that’s it for your haircut when it’s in that state. Get your styler or curling tong out and play around one night. It’s spectacular the difference some texture and waves can do to a hairstyle. (And how well they hide bad cuts.) You MIGHT even not hate it after discovering how ravishing you look with cool, bedhead texture. (Be sure to use heat protecting spray and let it dry first.)
2. Try some new products.
If you’ve gone from simple, longish hair you knew exactly how to style, to something alien and choppy and short and unpredictable, go with it, don’t try to push it into What You Know. Shorter hair usually benefits from things like sea salt spray, waxes, pomades and styling creams, as they give lift, piecey-ness and that disheveled, modern look. Try to avoid those that look like you have product in our hair, please. Very 80s. Instead go for prodz that give subtle texture and a believable finish. (Like Bumble and bumble texture cream, Redken Powder Grip 03, or Garnier Surf Hair Texture Paste.)
3. Accessories and adornment.
Try embellished clips, (very Gatsby) using bobby pins to secure little twists of hair pulled back off the face, teased rockabilly quiffs to create a pretend updo, braids and plaits across the front of the hair and of course, go to town with headbands.
4. Slick and styled.
Still on the Gatsby thing, consider learning how to do finger waves (this tutorial is excellent to quickly cheat the look on short hair) and befriend finetooth combs and modern gels like the ones TreSemme and Herbal Essences do. Tucking slick hair behind the ears (or just one) is always chic, as is a low pony at the nape of the neck with a deep side part up front.
5. Go back.
Consider a trip back to the salon and tell them you really, really don’t like your bloody hair, even after a few days of chatting to it over Chai tea and trying to get to know it better. They want you to be happy, it’s in their best interest, so they will probably either try to fix it, or at least help you with some styling trickery.
Briony, I hope you can learn to love your new hair. Sometimes we resist change for so long that the universe (or a distracted hairdresser) steps in to take care of it for us … And who knows? It might just work out to be the beginning of a Brand New You!
(Or you will just wear it back every day until you’re happy with it again.)
Zoe is an author, columnist and porridge fan. Her books include the beauty bible Amazing Face, dating and relationship guide Textbook Romance, and three novels, Air Kisses, Playing The Field and The Younger Man. Find more info on her here, or supervise on her daily procrastination here and here.
Have you ever had a haircut that you hated? How did you fix it?
Top Comments
I went to the hairdressers the other day anf they completely ruined my hair. I would be accepting if they just cut it short...but no its worse then that. the right side is longer than the left. there are random long bits sticking out and the layer are TERRIBLE. uneven and once again longer on the right and shorter on the lefr. I went back and complain so they fixed the lenght of it. but the layers are still crap and is very very choppy. it looks terrible and I dont what to do.
I know this is old, but in the future if this happens you could try switching the side you part your hair on. That might help the layers fall more evenly. Sometimes bad stylists don't pay attention to where you part your hair, or allow for you to switch it up (like I do).
I really hate my hair I've been crying about it for like 3days. I've always loved my hair and i loved it because it was quite long and everyone alwaya complimented me what nice long hair I had. My hairdresser cut double what I asked and I'm litterally zhaking about it now writing about it. I hate it. I'm going to a better hairdresser to get it layered but i hate it i don't want to wait for it to grow back i really hate it.
I had the most perfect and enviable super long dark ash blonde hair last month...then it got butchred into a horrible version of the rachel. No one notices my hair anymore and my hubby is so turned off, I dont blame him. I am now the person doing the envying of anyone who remotely has hair longer than mine. I have such anxiety still, even though its been a month already. Ive cried, ive shook, ive supressed hatred and bad thoughts about that stylist who I wish I never met. I have to wait a whole 3 years for it to get back to the same length. Hairstylists need to understand that some people are very susceptible to these intense feelings about hair, and melancholia when a cut goes very wrong. Not all of us can make lemonade out of lemons. Some of us are very fragile about our mane, just like a proud lion.