Oh, okay. So Zac Efron has a brother.

I have some news and it is a matter of urgency.

We all know Zac Efron. He has… he has the face. 

And also the body. And he is also a sexy dancer and sexy singer and sexy actor and seems genuinely funny which is very rare.

Recently, I interviewed him (I'm still suspicious of why anyone trusted me with that opportunity), and was profoundly disappointed when he didn't appear to fall in love with me and want to start our life together.

But guys, it's okay. 

Because now, it turns out he has a brother. Technically he's had a brother for 25 years, but the Daily Mail only told me yesterday which makes this new information.

"E-Zactly like his big brother!" read the headline, because a story isn't really a story without a pun. "Dylan Efron rivals the hunky Baywatch actor as he showcases his chiseled abs and buff arms in shirtless sailboat snap."

I didn't need to read the story. Because I'm not just here for Zac Efron's brother's abs. I'm also here for his face and various other physical features, as well as any indication his Instagram can give me of his personality.

He seems patient, as evidenced by this very nice image of him being violently attacked by his older brother:

#tbt a game of chicken into icy water. ???? @alexanderalexandrov

A post shared by Dylan Efron (@dylanefron) on Oct 12, 2017 at 3:02pm PDT

He also does charity, so is kind:

Thank you @childrensla - this visit got me fired up. We're racing #NauticaMalibuTri this weekend to help fundraise and support cancer research at CHLA. Please donate or come out and give high-fives to all the amazing hospital staff out there wearing CHLA shirts. Donation page link in Bio!

A post shared by Dylan Efron (@dylanefron) on Sep 15, 2017 at 10:34am PDT

Including volunteer work with animals:

Ruff day at work. Let's find lil Spearmint a home @wagspetadoption

A post shared by Dylan Efron (@dylanefron) on Aug 2, 2017 at 4:01pm PDT

He was sad when his dog died in August last year:

I will miss you Pups. Thanks for growing up with me.

A post shared by Dylan Efron (@dylanefron) on Aug 25, 2016 at 11:28am PDT

And then there's the obvious plus of his face:

A post shared by Dylan Efron (@dylanefron) on Sep 2, 2017 at 10:10am PDT

I also like that he's had to grow up in the shadow of his very successful older brother. Surely that makes you humble. Or something.

According to my good friend www.google.com, Dylan graduated from university with an economics degree, which means he is smart. I don't really like economics but I do like money so I feel we'd get along in that respect.

He also wrote a poem about his brother when he was in Year 6, which is both sassy and sometimes rhymes.

When your dad goes through your little bro's old homework and finds a gem: Poem by Dylan in 6th grade #abrotherlything

A post shared by Zac Efron (@zacefron) on May 22, 2015 at 4:38pm PDT

All of this begs the question - what if Zac Efron wasn't the right Efron for me after all?