There’s nothing better than seeing a really good movie on the big screen.
The action, the adventure, the crying into your popcorn while yelling out, “Meryl can do no wrong, SHE CAN DO NO WRONG.”
Having said that, it’s a special kind of hell when you fork out approximately $3398495 on a ticket for a movie that’s so bad, you want to poke your own eyes out with your choc top.
Today I stumbled upon a Twitter thread of people sharing the worst movies they’ve ever paid for. Inspired, I asked my Mamamia colleagues exactly what sh**ty movies they had watched in the past and boy, there were some doozies.
Here’s a round up of the crappiest, crappy, crap crap movies people have ever paid good money for:
1.Glitter
“I went to the premiere of Glitter and still considered walking out and I’m the biggest Mariah Carey fan on the planet.” – Polly.
2. Central Intelligence
“I went to the toilet three times throughout and I didn’t even care.” – Amy
3. Jaws, The Revenge
Jaws – The Revenge… don’t mock me, but I still haven’t worked out how the shark found out that Mrs Brody boarded a plane and flew from Amity Island to her son in the Caribbean and FOLLOWED HER ????????????
— Danny aka LegoDan45 on Instagram (@Vulcan38) May 15, 2018
Top Comments
Toss up between Highlander 2 and Kenneth Branagh's Frankenstein, the both of them completely abysmal, but I reckon Kenneth's film wins as it also had Robert de Niro in it so it was tour de force bad acting by people who can and should do better. I paid good money to see these!
It's a toss up between Chronicle and Watchmen.
Chronicle felt like a movie that didn't understand itself, Watchmen felt like it went for 2 days.
At least bombs like Green Lantern are so stupid it's kind of endearing.