A woman live-tweeted her entire flight next to a life-sized doll named Barbara.

Most people would agree the only thing worse than being seated next to someone else’s baby on a flight is being seated next to someone else’s fake baby on a flight.

Not likely though, you say, breathing easy… WELL, that’s exactly what happened not once BUT TWICE to one unlucky American woman.

Sara Nović found herself splitting an arm rest with a plastic doll during her redeye flight last week so did what anyone else in her position would do: silently shared commentary about it with her Twitter followers.

In fact she live-tweeted the whole ordeal, because what else could she do? And the result is a insomnia-inducing as it is hilarious.

Nović was very glass half full about the doll. At first.

Good news: no person in the middle seat next to me.
Bad news: terrifying baby doll that belongs to the man in the window seat next to me.

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

Then she realised it had it’s own ticket.

Okay he bought it a ticket.

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

That was confusing for everyone. Including the airline staff.

The flight attendant is trying to explain to him why he shouldn’t put the doll’s name on the ticket next time he buys her one.

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

Apparently the TSA was frantically trying to match the name and birthrate he provided UNTIL THEY REALIZED…

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

IT’S NOT A REAL PERSON.

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

No one was impressed.

Enjoy my red eye why don’t i

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

Things only get stranger from there.

Turns out, despite having forked out the money for A PLANE TICKET FOR HIS DOLL, the doll’s owner couldn’t afford an in flight meal.

Some updates. The man is also traveling with an entire bunch of bananas as a snack.

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

He was also headed to Cincinnati. To see a Noah’s ark replica.

He is going to Cincinnati to see the giant Noah’s ark replica built to spec, and the creation museum. As a matter of course.

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

Here is the doll.

Don’t worry. I took a picture.

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

Happy waking nightmares, everybody. #especiallyheinous pic.twitter.com/1OVeEuHCTT

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

Eventually the plane landed and Nović was free BUT THEN…

Holy shit I had a 2 hr layover, got on next plane and AM ACROSS FROM HIM AGAIN

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

PS the doll’s name is Barbara

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

BARBARA.

Also random airline workers requested I text them the photo of the doll.

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

Here she is again.

I’m on her right side this time. In case you need a better view. pic.twitter.com/pXnO0KSIux

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

Here’s Nović making the best of things.

On the bright side, Barbara was a very well- behaved baby.

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

Just kidding; this has been terrible. Can I go back to Hedgebrook now?

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

And here are her final thoughts on the whole situation.

In closing, whatever the function of this doll, not judging. That she had an evil face and her own ticket I stand by as strange.

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016