Sex, when a consensual fun time for all parties involved, can lead to some cracking stories.
These stories then become folklore, passed around a dinner table after one too many wines, and referenced anonymously as 'my friend's friend once hooked up with... and you'll never guess what happened'. And while we'll always lend an eager ear for these sexcapades, there's something extra spicy about hearing a story you know is true.
One straight from the horse's mouth.
And so that's what we're going to do here – share some of our own stories under the cosy security blanket of the Mamamia sealed section.
So from public sex to elaborate reenactments, here are 16 of the sauciest sex confessions for your eyes only.
'We never spoke about it.'
"I had a threesome with my friend and her boyfriend. After her boyfriend fell asleep, we carried on by ourselves for hours. And on several other occasions after that – whenever she and I were alone – we'd have sex behind her boyfriend's back. We never, ever spoke about it."
'We were putting on a show.'
"There is this guy I have known for a while and when I was up on the Gold Coast for a holiday, I met up with him for a few drinks. One thing led to another and the next minute, we were in a high-rise fire exit which was outside. He bent me over, gripping onto the railing, and we began to have sex. People on the balconies surrounding could see it happening. We saw people watching us get it on, which we knew and loved. We were putting on a show for them! I have always taken on a more sexually dominant role in experiences like these, but in this instance he took control and I loved it. I'm a married mum with kids now, and whenever I feel like escaping and fantasising about my 'former life' I always go back to this moment."
'It was freezing.'
"While on holiday at a snow town in NSW, my boyfriend and I decided we were too horny to wait until we were off the ski slopes to have sex. In hindsight, it wasn't the best idea. But we skied down a bit until we found a clump of trees, I bent over and away we went. It was f**king freezing."
'We had sex on a moving bus.'
“I was 21 and had recently broken up with my partner, but when we saw each other at a club, we couldn’t deny the energy between us. We left together and started to get a little frisky at the bus stop… which then turned into me riding him on the bus seat. When it started to become way too obvious that we were, well, having sex on a moving bus, we got off the bus and continued in some bushes behind a bus stop to finish the deed. Obviously, that energy was long-lasting because we ended up getting back together and have been in a relationship for five years. I pass that bus stop every day on the way to work and believe me, I can’t help but reminisce.”
'I had been single for far too long.'
"I was in Sydney during one of the COVID lockdowns and I was single and sex-free for far too long. I lived in an apartment building at the time and noticed I had a good-looking strata gardener who took out our bins every Monday. So, I left a note on the bins one day that told him I thought he was cute and left my Instagram handle (so he could check me out too)! We started talking on Instagram and decided to go on a walking date one evening. He met me at my house and we walked down to the local pub that was selling takeaway cocktails, then we walked to a local harbourside beach and ended up having sex. First on the dock, then on the beach, then on the tables. I figured if he came inside my house we'd be breaking the rules anyway, so we figured the only rational option was to become intimate partners BEFORE going inside."
'We had sex at Bondi Beach.'
"My all-time favourite sex story is when my boyfriend and I had sex in the water at Bondi Beach. Yes, it was late afternoon so not too many people around – and no one noticed – but it still felt so naughty."
'The car was rocking.'
"I remember as a teenager having anal sex with my boyfriend at the time in my parent's car. It was exhilarating, but the stupid thing was that we decided to park the car at a local sports ground and get it on late at night. But alas, there were other teenagers around and they banged on the car windows (probably because the car was rocking). Luckily, my parents had a BMW that had tinted windows so we just waited for them to leave and then continued on with the task."
'We were having sex while rain poured on us.'
"My partner and I decided to try our hand at sex in a jacuzzi while we were away on holiday. I still think about it years down the track. She and I were really getting into it and then it started raining on us – given we were already wet from the jacuzzi, we just continued having sex while rain poured on us."
'We reenacted 365 Days.'
"My husband and I decided to re-enact some of the scenes from that raunchy Netflix film 365 Days, and wow. It was intense. In one of the scenes, he whips out all these sex toys and basically uses all of them on her in one setting – a suction toy, an anal bead contraption and a whip. Watching this alone, I knew I wanted to have this happen to me. So I brought it up with my husband, and he was down, so away we went."
'Our first time trying bondage.'
“My partner and I wanted to try out bondage in the bedroom – it was something we’d talked about because I like it rough and she likes to be in charge. We decided to go to the sex shop to get 'supplies' (which was pretty eventful) and made a plan on how we were going to carry this out. I got into my sexiest lingerie and waited patiently in bed. I was getting excited just waiting, nervous and kind of scared, but excited. She entered the room and didn’t speak to me. We started to kiss and then the kissing turned into pushing and pulling onto each other. Next thing I knew, I was flung onto my tummy and my hands were tied behind my back with some rope. She was so quick I didn’t have time to fight or loosen the rope. She grabbed my ankles and quickly tied them together before tying the rope from my hands and feet together so I couldn’t move. I was teased through tickling and kissing all over my body which left me begging for more. My begging was quickly stopped by a ball gag being placed in my mouth. I had never felt anything like this before. This was followed by more teasing and touching until I was beside myself with the need for more. I was pulled to the side of the bed, bent over and f*cked from behind. I couldn’t move, I couldn’t speak. I loved every minute of it. Once I orgasmed (which was the best orgasm I had ever had), I was set free and we continued having sex rope-free for hours.”
'It will forever be imprinted on my mind.'
"The moment my husband decided to put pegs on my nipples will forever be imprinted on my mind. God, it was hot."
'We were so scared of getting caught.'
"I had sex in a park overlooking a lake in the middle of the night. My partner had laid out this massive dirty blanket that I swear to god I have only ever seen tradies keep in their car. It wasn't necessarily 'bad' sex, but we were so scared of getting caught that he came all over my pants. I was very upset. Not to mention I was 19, and he was 30! I got home at four in the morning, had to masturbate to get myself off (because he said he was 'too scared' to get me off in the park even though that's what I had just done for him). It was the biggest 'f**k my life' situation. But I would do it again."
'We didn't once get dressed.'
"My kids were away for the weekend. We stayed home. We didn't once get dressed. In the 40 hours they were gone, we had sex 16 times. The best sex was outside on the patio furniture while the neighbour mowed his lawn!"
'Unforgettable foursome.'
"I (single female) ran into my go-to sex guy (let's call him James) at the pub a few weeks ago. I spotted a girl on the dance floor who was cute and got the feeling she felt the same about me. She started dancing with James and me, and was joined by her boyfriend soon after. It was pretty clear there was chemistry between all four of us, so I suggested we go back to my house for a drink. Back at my apartment, I went to my room to take off my heels. James followed and we made out in the wardrobe. We went back into the living room to find our new friends making out on the balcony. I politely inserted myself into their activity, then led her to my room by the hand. Her man followed, and there we all were in my room. Clothes flew off, condoms flew on and we made our way through every single tool in my top drawer. I woke up the next morning to find myself alone in bed (thank God, I am not up for that awkward morning after chit-chat). The only things surrounding me were a pair of black earrings, a Nixon watch, a strip of Hollywood nipple tape and the best sex memories of my life... so far, anyway."
'They were waiting for us in the next room.'
"When my partner and I were in Bali on holiday, we got a couples' massage. We had sex after the masseurs left the room. They were waiting for us in the next room to get changed."
'He would sneak in the window.'
"I had the most amazing sex with a bus driver I met on the southern coast of Italy some years ago. I was staying in a bed and breakfast in a tiny village, and the place was run by a rather disapproving Señora. So every night of that week, the bus driver would sneak in the window and we'd f**k for hours. He still messages me sometimes begging me to return to Italy."
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