Fluff: A local surprise engagement, a wedding and a pregnancy.

3. Chris Brown sinks (even) lower with vile abuse

Someone just needs to tell Chris Brown to stop doing things. ALL the things. Because he’s just reached a whole new devastatingly depressing low by abusing a woman on Twitter.

The 23-year-old singer – who is, incidentally, still on probation for beating his girlfriend Rihanna in 2009 – abused comedy writer Jenny Johnson after she replied to one of his tweets calling him a “worthless piece of s**t”.

In return, he repeatedly called her a “ho”, a “pathetic b*tch” and told her to “take them teeth out when u Sucking my dick HOE.”

And then there was the below CHARMING tweet which Jenny retweeted:

 

Chris Brown has since deactivated his entire Twitter account but the retweets on Jenny Johnson’s account remain.

This from the New Zealand Herald:

Johnson finished her back-and-forth with the singer by saying: “Okay. I’m done. All I got from that exchange with Chris Brown is that he wants to s**t and fart on me.”

She later posted: “I have zero respect for a person who seems unapologetic for the terrible crime he committed and shows no signs of changing.”

In 2009, Brown assaulted Rihanna during an argument in Los Angeles. He later pleaded guilty to assault.

Since then, Brown has worked to repair his image, undergoing violence counselling and putting out a new album. Recent rumours say he has reunited with Rihanna, after the pair were spotted together during his tour in Europe recently.

To quote one of the women you abused on Twitter, Chris Brown: Your mother must be so proud of you.

 

4. The celebrity family that photoshop their Christmas cards to pretend they are together….more 

 

5. Is this a satirical, over-worked  fashion shoot… or is it just Miranda Kerr’s real life captured on Instagram? Just look at this picture of the supermodel reading a book. Seriously, this one is oddly baffling and we’re unnaturally obsessed with it.

Or does everyone read like that – artfully posed and surrounded by chandeliers…

There are some other interesting shots in this gallery too. A prize should be awarded for Most Photogenic Life.

Totally normal, really. That’s how we read books too.

You too?

6. If you CAN’T cook and CAN’T do craft you will love this, actually even if you can cook and do craft you will love it ….more 

9. ARIAs red carpet. Australia’s biggest night in music was held last week and we’ve put together a little gallery of red carpet arrivals and behind the scenes shots. You’re welcome.

 

11. Elbows and nipples. What’s the difference? Nothing. According to Facebook, they are the SAME THING. The social media giant and most visited website in the world banned this picture after mistaking the woman’s elbows for nipples. Understandable really, happens to us all the time.

“This photo does not violate our content standards and we have already restored the photo,” an official Facebook spokesperson told the Huffington Post.” We made a mistake removing the picture and apologised to the page admin.”