Hello.
Yes.
Earlier this week we introduced you to a woman named Susan.
Susan had posted an epic rant on Facebook after her wedding guests refused to “donate” $1500 each, so she could have the “blow out” wedding of her dreams.
In the ridiculously long Facebook rant, ole’ Susie called her friends and family a bunch of “snakes” and “c*nts”.
Susan explained that she had called off the wedding, dumped her ex-fiance, and was planning to delete Facebook and backpack around South America for two months, to get away from all the “toxic energy”.
In the self-described “mini novel”, Susan called out her former maid of honour who is apparently a “filthy f*cking poor excuse for a friend”.
Susan also wanted her former fiance to know that she’s not some “hooch piece of f*cking trash, a hooker”.
You can read Susan’s full rant here.
Susan, of course, quickly went viral.
Now an alleged “cousin” of Susan has come forward with a lil’ background info on the woman who “just wanted to be a Kardashian for a day”.
Since she has not provided us with her real name, we shall call her “Barbara”.
Barbara is allegedly the person who reposted Susan’s original rant.
Barbara says Susan is definitely a “living breathing human being” and she shares a “small percentage of DNA” with her.
Top Comments
I know a couple of multi millionaires (probably the richest person I know personally probably is worth about 60 million, from what I read) and the rich people I know certainly don’t flaunt it (although I can imagine there are super rich people who do).
My Dad’s bestie is pretty loaded and he has some nice cars, some nice property in about 4 different countries and goes on long holidays but he doesn’t really buy anything extravagant. He spends a lot on good food but his wife actually loves shopping at Millers and Kmart. I think this bride probably doesn’t have a clue what rich people actually do with their money.
I want Susan to go on her South American backpacking trip so we can all read about her ranting about the flights, the hotels, the food, the people and whatever else may annoy her as she travels.
“None of these stupid foreigners understand English, even when I said things REALLY LOUD!”
"I even threw random rolling r's into words, how much more could I have tried?"
(Ok, I'm just straight up picturing Peggy Hill and her flawless Spanish at this point...)