The most totally baffling looks from the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2013

Did you miss the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2013? You’re in for a treat.

Yes, we know that the annual show is all about creating a fantasy and is not meant to be a representation of real-life dressing. We get that. But this doesn’t mean we really understand WTF was going on with some of the models’ crazy looks. Eiffel Tower top hat? Undies and a raincoat? Hmm.

Check out the 10 most perplexing getups that the girls strutted down the runway in.

1. Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy?

We're not sure which footwear seems more tortuous: The Nutcracker ballet's traditional toe shoes, or these.

2. All Smiles

OMG is right.

3. Check Please

We're feeling overwhelmed by all the potential puns that apply to this insane race-inspired getup: Check yourself before you wreck yourself, totally checked out — take your pick.

4. Trip Out

This psychedelic butterfly reminds us of our '80s Trapper Keeper.

5. Lost in Translation

We might adore everything French, but even we have to draw the line at wearing a miniature statuette of the Eiffel Tower on our noggin.

6. Black Swan in bondage?

We get that 50 Shades created a pop cultural love of bondage. But did we have to bring the poor fowl into this?

7. Matchy-matchy much, Taylor?

Yes, the royal family has certainly done wonders for our collective anglophilia lately. But we do have our limits. One of the night's performers, Taylor Swift, however, does not.

8. Buttoned up

Sorry, but this looks like a Halloween costume inspired by 1984's Police Academy meets our sewing kit. (Confused? So are we.)

9. Punk'd

It takes a special confidence to rock this many mixed tartans. Not to mention giant feathered wings.

10. Looks like rain

OK, maybe for summer showers, but seems a little chilly for holiday time.