Are you sick of having to compromise between wearing stylish jewellery and having a vibrator with optimum functionality?
How is it that we’ve put a man on the moon, but we haven’t yet figured out how to make a good quality sex toy that doubles as a fashionable necklace?
What are we? PHILISTINES?
No more, friends. A US company has solved the problem you never knew you had, and kindly released the Vesper – ‘a truly sexy piece of wearable tech’:
Yes. That is a vibrator necklace. It is a product that is currently available for you to spend your money on (right here, if you’re interested).
And guess what? It’s USB-rechargeable, so you can just plug into your work computer while you reply to those emails and it’ll be ready to go by lunch:
The Vesper also comes in three gorgeous colours, so you can pick a vibrator to go with any outfit. Dinner with Grandma, that meeting with your boss, grocery shopping… The Vesper has you covered for any occasion:
Want to know more?
Check out the informative video right here:
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Top Comments
Can you get them engraved with your company name? I'm so over receiving pens from businesses, though I guess this is kind of like pens it's just missing the I...hmm if you could get it to write as well... I'm seeing a real marketing opportunity here.
I realise it is great that our society has become so sexually liberated etc, but sometimes stories like these just make me want to take a time machine back to 1880 when the sight of a uncovered chair leg would make someone blush. We are so seriously sex saturated in this crazy society of ours. The other icky thing is how clean is that thing when it is getting plugged in to recharge (I am speaking of it being plugged into the computer not somewhere else!)
Of course I guess back in 1880, I would have spent most of my married life wondering why my husband kept wanting to stab me with that mysterious thing between his legs! Not to mention the constant pregnancies and worrying about dying in child birth. But still sometimes I think our society nowadays is crazy!