University: the perfect place to cut loose and remind everyone your tolerance for alcohol is still… not great.
Loose unit Uni student McKenna Clark proved to her professor she has a way to go after submitting an essay while blind drunk.
It has a positive start: her name and the date but it descends into total chaos before she signs off with: “love you”.
No, please do. I’ve read the tweet six times and I’m still laughing.
Clark realised her mistake in the morning but decided to share it with the world anyway.
Because she was probably still drunk.
“PSA: Don’t write papers hammered and then turn them in like me,” she wrote on Twitter.
The ‘public service announcement’ has generated more than 100,000 likes with 35,000 retweets.
Friend Kaylee Krueger was kind enough to share an image of the student’s boozing antics as proof of her intoxication.
There is no further information yet about Clark’s mark on the paper but we are giving it a high distinction.
Feature image via Twitter.
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Willing to bet her parents are paying for her degree, because higher education is damn expensive and I don't know anyone who would waste their own money like that. Sad that those who can afford an education treat it like a joke.
Think that's embarrassing...A few years ago I was severely mentally ill although I had no insight and didn't realise it at the time. I had to write an essay on educational psychology in the classroom (teaching degree) I wrote a 3000 word essay (well, basically one extremely long sentence really, no punctuation) on how letters, numbers and colours are all interconnected and how they hold the secret to the meaning of life and that I was the only one who had the power to know this. I got a very low mark for it and then spent 2 hours in the lecturer's office arguing with him about how it was the greatest essay that had ever been written and that I was insulted that he couldn't recognise my talents and how I held the secret to the meaning of life. Looking back, he was so patient listening to me.
Oh dear! Did your lecturer have any insight that you were in a manic state and encourage you to get help?
If he did notice something was amiss he never said anything. Looking back, it was surprising that he didn't say something as he had a daughter who had bipolar so you'd think he'd be able to recognise the signs.