By ROSIE WATERLAND
The Emmy’s were on a couple of days ago, and some of the ridiculously obvious questions I was getting asked in the office gave me serious cause for concern. Questions like: “Is Breaking Bad about vampires?” and “House of Cards. Nah… I’m just not that into poker”.
Some people say I know too much about television.
I say I have my priorities in order.
Either way, I decided that it was imperative I provide a cheat sheet on the TV you should be watching (or TV that should at least be on you radar).
TV fans, please know, this is a highlight list only. I couldn’t fit everything. It breaks my heart that I had to leave off gems like Eastbound and Down and Boardwalk Empire but I’ve tried to narrow it down to the best/most-talked about shows that are on TV at the moment.
Here’s everything you need to know about what you should be watching RIGHT NOW:
DRAMA
1. Breaking Bad
Arguably the greatest drama of all time, Breaking Bad follows main character Walter White, a brilliant high school chemistry teacher who is diagnosed with terminal lung cancer in the first episode.
He uses his knowledge to manufacture and sell meth to try and build a nest-egg for his family before he dies. The last episode airs next week, which is probably why anyone you know who watches the show is an emotional wreck right now.
You’ll like this if you liked: The Sopranos or The Wire
Notable stars: Bryan Cranston
What kind of investment are we talking?
Emotional: High
Intellectual: Medium
Time: 5 seasons total (ends next week). Episodes are 45 minutes.
What to say to cheat your way through a conversation about it: “I can’t decide if Walt is the protagonist or antagonist” or “YO. Bitch.”
2. The Newsroom
Created by Oscar winner Aaron Sorkin (The West Wing, The Social Network), The Newsroom follows the day-to-day operation of fictional program News Night. Interesting because it’s set a couple of years in the past, so we get to see the team handle actual news stories as they break (like finding Osama Bin Laden).
You’ll like this if you liked: The West Wing
Notable stars: Jeff Daniels, Emily Mortimer, Jane Fonda
What kind of investment are we talking?
Emotional: Low
Intellectual: Medium
Time: 2 seasons so far. Episodes are 45 minutes
What to say to cheat your way through a conversation about it: “I wish they would focus less on Jim and Maggie and more on the news stories.”
3. House of Cards
The series follows him as he takes sneaky political revenge on those who screwed him. Was originally a BBC production.
You’ll like this if you liked: The original version or Labor in Power.
Notable stars: Kevin Spacey, Robin Wright.
What kind of investment are we talking?
Emotional: Low
Intellectual: High
Time: 1 season so far. Episodes are 45 minutes
What to say to cheat your way through a conversation about it: “So, do you think Frank Underwood is a psychopath?”
4. Homeland
Homeland is about a female CIA agent with Bipolar disorder, who is convinced that a soldier held captive by Al-Qaeda has been turned and is now a terrorist. Because of her mental illness, she finds it hard to convince people that she is right. Also, she kind of falls in love with him and things get complicated.
You’ll like this if you liked: 24
Notable stars: Claire Danes, Damian Lewis, Mandy Patinkin
What kind of investment are we talking?
Emotional: Medium
Intellectual: Medium
Time: 2 seasons so far. Episodes are 60 minutes.
What to say to cheat your way through a conversation about it: “Do you think Carrie is actually in love with Brody?”
5. Mad Men
About to enter its final season, Mad Men is about an advertising agency in the 1960’s. It follows main character Don Draper, who has a brilliant creative mind and a mysterious past, which is slowly revealed throughout the series. The show explores some interesting themes like racism, feminism, alcoholism and mental health.
Notable stars: Jon Hamm, Christina Hendricks, Elisabeth Moss
What kind of emotional investment are we talking?
Emotional: Medium
Intellectual: High
Time: 6 seasons so far (one more to go). 45 minutes each.
What to say to cheat your way through a conversation about it: “Do you think Don Draper will ever be faithful?”
6. Game of Thrones
It’s kind of like The Sopranos in Middle Earth. Basically everyone wants to rule everything so there’s lots of intrigue.
You’ll like this if you liked: The Sopranos, The Tudors and Lord of the Rings
Notable stars: Peter Dinklage, Sean Bean, (My husband) Kit Harrington
What kind of emotional investment are we talking?
Emotional: High
Intellectual: Medium
Time: 3 seasons so far. 50-ish minutes each.
What to say to cheat your way through a conversation about it: “You know nothing Jon Snow” or “OMG THE RED WEDDING.”
7. The Walking Dead
You’ll like this if you liked: Any zombie movie, Lost
Notable stars: None really.
What kind of investment are we talking?
Emotional: High
Intellectual: Low
Time: 3 seasons so far. 45 minutes each.
What to say to cheat your way through a conversation about it: “I can’t believe Daryl has become my favourite character.”
COMEDY
8. Veep
Veep (short for Vice President) follows VP of the United States, Selina Meyer. She and her team are pretty much useless, which doesn’t really matter since the Vice President is pretty much a redundant role anyway.
You’ll like this if you liked: The Office, In the Loop
Notable stars: Julia Louis-Dreyfus
What kind of investment are we talking?
Laughs: High
Emotional: Low
Time: 2 seasons so far. 25 minutes each.
What to say to cheat your way through a conversation about it: “I wish Selina was President.”
9. Louie
You’ll like this if you liked: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld
Notable stars: Louis CK, every comedian ever.
What kind of investment are we talking?
Laughs: High
Emotional: Medium
Time: 3 seasons so far. 25 minutes each.
What to say to cheat your way through a conversation about it: “Who’s been your favourite guest star so far?”
10. Orange is the New Black
Based on a memoir of the same name, Orange is the New Black follows Piper Chapman, an upper-middle class New York woman who is sent to prison for a crime she committed ten years earlier. Just like in creator Jenji Kohan’s last show Weeds, there are some amazing female characters to hate/root for.
You’ll like this if you liked: Weeds
Notable stars: Laura Prepon, Jason Biggs.
What kind of investment are we talking?
Laughs: Medium
Emotional: High
Time: 1 seasons so far. 60 minutes each.
What to say to cheat your way through a conversation about it: “I was CHOSEN”
11. GirlsThe brain-child of wunderkind writer Lena Dunham, Girls follows four 20-somethings as they try to navigate their way through life in New York. Has been called the anti Sex and the City for its more realistic portrayal of sex and relationships.
You’ll like this if you liked: Juno, Sex and the City
Notable stars: Lena Dunham
What kind of investment are we talking?
Laughs: Medium
Emotional: High
Time: 2 seasons so far. 30 minutes each
What to say to cheat your way through a conversation about it: “I can’t decide if I want Hannah to be with Adam or not.”
12. Parks and Recreation
Parks and Rec is about the government Parks department in a small US town. Amy Pohler is glorious as Leslie Knope, the deputy head with big political dreams.
You’ll like this if you liked: The Office
Notable stars: Amy Pohler, Rob Lowe
What kind of investment are we talking?
Laughs: Medium
Emotional: High
Time: 5 seasons so far. 25 minutes each
What to say to cheat your way through a conversation about it: “Ron Swanson. America. Bacon.”
13. Community
Community follows a group of unlikely friends (from a mum with kids to a dodgy lawyer) as they make their way through a crappy community college. The show is famous for its use of meta-humour and pop-cultural references (like entire episodes parodying famous movies). It’s worth it just to see if you can spot every reference.
You’ll like this if you liked:Notable stars: Joel MacHale, Chevy Chase, Jim Rash (and for a few glorious episodes, John Oliver)
What kind of investment are we talking?
Laughs: High
Emotional: Medium
Time: 4 seasons so far. 22 minutes each
What to say to cheat your way through a conversation about it: “Troy and Abed in the mooorning.”
And if that wasn’t enough to convince you. take a flick through this gallery:
What are you watching and loving right now?
Top Comments
Sooooooo who just watched the series finale of Breaking Bad? Are we coping alright?
I thought it was a fantastic ending and wrapped everything up really well!
Breaking Bad best tv drama I have ever watched . I enjoyed Homeland until I watched the 2 seasons of the Israeli Prisoners of War - the American version is based on this. I thought it excellent and seemed far more believable than the US series. Clare Danes character irritates the life out of me,
I can't stand Clare Danes!!
Clare Danes's facial expressions just do my head in. I have a soft spot for her (I have done since Romeo + Juliet back in the day!), but those weird wobbly chin grimace things she does are just.....strange!
Fantastic show though.