Move over Myers Briggs, there’s a new personality test taking the Internet by storm and it’s as easy as taking a look inside your bathroom.
Which way do you roll? Your toilet paper, that is. Do you hang it over or under?
More importantly, are you some kind of sociopathic control freak? The answer, it seems, lies in your loo…
According to self-proclaimed “relationship expert to the stars” Dr Gilda Carle, the way your orient your toilet paper will tell you a lot about your personality.
People who roll over are more dominant, apparently.
People who roll under, you guessed it, more submissive.
“Some Dominants admitted their compulsion to actually switch the paper direction at other people’s houses,” Dr Gilda told indy100.
But it’s not all sh*ts and giggles either:
“While it adds humour to the conversation, it also provides oh-so-much insight about your future compatibility with that person.”
If you’re one of those people who folds their paper into a neat triangle, we can’t help you, you’re deeply, deeply troubled.
Anyway, now why your date hasn’t come back from the bathroom yet, they’re busy scoping you out.
Top Comments
What if you dont care which way? Cos i just don't.
IF you are still hanging Toilet Paper then it means you don't really care about good hygiene because Toilet Paper is obsolete. With modern plumbing we should be washing with water and the best way to do that is with a Hand Bidet Sprayer. Cleaner, healthier, saves money and you never run out!
water is pretty precious too!
And here we have Personality Type C, when asked to call head or tails they will argue that it could land on the edge of the coin.
But is it a left or right handed bidet?
Despite our differences, some fundamental questions remain the same.