It seemed like a good idea at the time. The sun was shining, the sky a crystal clear blue and the weekend stretched out in front of me with no adult plans or responsibilities.
“Let’s go to the beach!” someone said. “Great idea!” I responded.
Then as I went to my room to get ready, the reality dawned on me.
I’d have to break out the bikini.
Don't get me wrong. I truly believe that all that is required to have a "bikini body" is to put a bikini on your body. Simple. But there's something uniquely confronting about putting one on, on what I've dubbed the "First Bikini Day of the Season", each time it rolls around.
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Thought No# 46 - why am I wearing a bikini in the first place. My wife is gonna' kill me when she finds out about this undie raid, I mean I have the bum for it, maybe I need more moobs to pull it off convincingly - it's still a work in progress.
I bet there's a site on the internet specifically for those sorts of images.
Not brave enough to google it at work though.
I have nothing to do with that alleged site! It's still before the Court for goodness sake.