Those Two Girls: You know you're a parent when you've caught nits from your child.

Motherhood, as we all know, is full of ups and downs. Some moments are glorious. Others are horrible. Still others are so bad – so utterly, outrageously awful – that they give a new meaning to the word “struggle”.

Yes, the pain and suffering of being a mother can be encapsulated in a single word: nits.

They’re bad when they’re on your kids’ heads, and they’re a million times worse when they’re on your own.

On this week’s episode of “Real Housewives of Unimportant Secondary Cities”, Those Two Girls Lise and Sarah deal with the pain and humiliation of using a lice comb on an adult (hint: it’s not a fun night in).

In the words of every mother who’s ever been given the gift of head lice by her kids: “The only people to blame in this situation are the filthy children.”