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10 things you should never (ever) do with breastmilk.

Breastmilk. Is there anything it can’t do?

Well, yes.

Yes there is.

We all know the saying: breast is best. Best for growing babies. Best for dry skin. Best for… curing conjunctivitis.

According to some breastmilk advocates, breastmilk isn’t just good for newborns – it’s also a handy moisturiser, cures dandruff and is on its way to securing world peace. Probably. Not confirmed.

Luckily, for those of us who aren’t completely convinced, comedy duo Those Two Girls have provided.

Their latest contribution to womankind is a video exposing ten of breastmilk’s most surprising restorative properties.

And when they say surprising, of course,they  mean “made up”.

Dry lips? Forget Chapstick. Make up remover? Thing of the past! Anti-dandruff shampoo? Please. Antibiotics? Forget about it!

Why buy tried and tested cures when there’s an all-natural, organic and only mildly perturbing solution to your woes – and it’s coming out your own boobs?

You’ll never need to visit a chemist again!*

*Maybe pop to the chemist on your way home, just in case.