This post involves muffs. Seriously. Not a topic we’ve ever shied away from on Mamamia – remember vajazzling, vajacials, va-ttooing, painting your bits pink and cupcakes that look like vaginas?
At Mamamia, we’re lucky enough to receive quite a few beauty products each week but this one made quite an impression. I spat my tea halfway across the room when the I Love My Muff kit landed on my desk.
It’s basically a maintenance kit for your lady garden, it costs about US$40 and the boldly packaged products inside included a wash, spray, lotion and wipes.
The range was created by American woman, Ritz Clinging because she saw a gap in the market…she explains:
“I had a need. I sought a solution. It wasn’t there. I created my own. From one woman to another. Love yourself. Love your muff.”
Yes, muff love is definitely the message for this new range of products.
Until now, feminine hygiene products haven’t had the best rap, from embarrassing late night infomercials to being hidden amongst tampons and pads in supermarkets aisles. This brand is attempting to change all that, by urging women to be loud and proud about their muffs.
All the products are vegan, free of any parabens, SLS, synthetic colors and fragrances, which is a good thing I guess if your putting it near your nether regions. The lotion, according to the BWW website, is an “irresistable fusion of vanilla, grapefruit and ylang ylang, there’s no telling where it will take you.”
Like, Paris maybe? But seriously, it’s to apply after shaving and waxing. What did you think it was for? I’ll admit I was initially confused.
What is the most bizarre beauty product that you have ever used or heard of?
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very amusing post. great visual of the tea spitting Nicky!
plucking muff hair??!! I winced at the mere thought. not for me thanks.
This is a very funny post - with lots of humerous responses!
As this is all about the ins and outs of muffs (so to speak) I have a question.
There seems to be many of you out there who are experts in hair removal and I was hoping someone could explain to me how you get a brazilian. As in.... how do you do it physically? I am a bit of a prude and have always been way to embarrassed to do it, but am trying to work up the courage.... - is it just, undies off, legs akimbo, and away we go?? or do you somehow retain a bit of modesty?
there is no retaining of modesty in getting a brazilian unfortunately. when i got my first one, when I was 18, i was a little nervous but it was surprisingly easy to just lay back naked below the belly and just go with it. the waxing girls have seen it all, time and time again, they act like its as normal as doing someones eyebrows, which i guess it is for them seeing as how popular going to brazil is. in my experience, you get directed into the room, they leave you a moment, you undress (yes undies off), and lie on the table normally like you were getting your legs done. They come in, and they'll instruct you on how to position (usually feet together with knees out, froggy style). Not going to lie, it hurts, but it's just 5 minutes and its all done. since that first time it's become so normal to just strip off for it, it's really not a big deal and a good waxer will make you feel at ease :) good luck!
OK thanks for the response - as i thought....will keep thinking about it !!
just get it out there, they've seen everything there is to see! its not as bad as you would suspect!