“The hair” is about to become President of the United States of America. The fake tan will be along there beside it, teriyaki-chicken-style, and the small hands will be there too. Wildly gesturing, no doubt.
At the same time as the hair takes the office, so too will a mind and mouth and body.
A mouth that talks about immigrants as “killers and rapists“.
A body that’s mimicked and mocked a disabled reporter.
A mind that thinks it’s okay to make a promise to a 17-year-old daughter “I’ll never date anyone younger than you“.
Introducing Donald Trump as the 45th President of the United States….
Donald Trump has made it his business to judge and criticise people on their appearance.
He spoke about his daughter Ivanka as a “piece of ass“.
He responded “look at her” when faced with allegations of sexual assault.
He’s said that women with small breasts certainly “can’t be a 10“.
Hell, the guy bought and sold the enterprise Miss Universe.
But are the rest of us any better?
We need to stop mocking Melania Trump. Post continues below.
“Enormous body, small head, and dinosaur-y hands” said Helen Mirren in October.
“I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations,” said UK television host Craig Ferguson.
“Donald Trump announced today that he is running for president. And based on the amount of bronzer he uses, he’s also running for president of the Spokane NAACP.”— said US comedian Seth Meyers.
Top Comments
You didn't mention his reptilian lips. Can I still bag out on his reptilian lips?
The nature of the insults that Trump hands out reveals his own superficiality - looks are important to him, so why not dish out a little bit back?
You may if it was true. I'm still sitting on the fence as to whether reptiles have lips or not. Until I see an iguana doing duckface or trout pout I remain eternally sceptical.
You aren't aware of Obama's faux pas re disability? Comparing his clumsiness with being "in the special Olympics"? Of course, even if you were aware of it, you wouldn't say anything. I'm sick of the sore loser left haranguing us about the result of a democratic election.