'Please stop this.' The best reactions to the first episode of The Bachelors 2023.

You may or may not have heard it here first, but an all-new season of The Bachelor is back – and it's safe to say we are in for one hell of a rollercoaster.

Because this new season isn't actually The Bachelor at all... it's The Bachelors.

Yup. That's right. This year, there are three bachelors; Felix Von Hofe, Thomas Mallucedi and Jed McIntosh.

Watch the trailer for The Bachelors. Post continues after video. 

We all know the first episode is about as awkward as it can get, as women attempt to woo the bachelors into handing them a rose. 

However, there was a whole lot we just weren't ready for including steamy make-outs, fake birth scenes and awkward rejections.

Oh, and drama. Lots of drama that (unfortunately) leaves us vying for more.

Image: Network 10/Mamamia.

This season is very different from the past. But also, at the same time, extremely similar – and it seems we are not alone in our sentiments judging from the explosive reaction from Twitter users. 

Read more: Mamamia recaps The Bachelors: One Bachelor is BRUTALLY rejected on the first date.

So for investigative purposes, we've churned through all the tweets that made us lol in real life and put them all here for you in one handy post. 

Without further ado, relive the first episode of the (loveable) mess that is The Bachelors here.

Uhh so The Bachelors can spy on the women from their bach pad, is that what I just was told? #TheBachelorsAU pic.twitter.com/flkPjmW4fo

— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) January 9, 2023

I hope one of the women steals all three rings of power and wreaks havoc across the Gold Coast. #TheBachelorsAU

— Elyce Phillips (@ElycePhillips) January 9, 2023

Is it just me or does the set look really B grade like it’s just someone’s aunt’s holiday shack’s patio #TheBachelorsAU

— HH (@gggviideo) January 9, 2023

I feel like they’re going to reveal that the rejects will get pushed off the top of the tower #thebachelorsau

— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) January 9, 2023

Now I know how to meet a woman. Power walk straight into her #TheBachelorsAU

— TroyGK (@TroyGKane) January 9, 2023

Jed going back to Jasmine for a rose is as indecisive as me ordering UberEats every Friday #TheBachelorsAU

— Jack Parwata (@JackParwata) January 9, 2023

Mmmm I just KNOW Jed uses silent treatment when he’s mad at you #TheBachelorsAU

— kiki 💫 (@violettfemmes) January 9, 2023

So Jed is too traumatised from being rejected to be polite to the other women #TheBachelorsAU pic.twitter.com/fAgrMsqMgx

— Hayley (@thisishayley) January 9, 2023

tbh if I wanted to watch three brand new love stories unfold I'd jump back on dating apps #TheBachelorsAU

— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) January 9, 2023

Can hardly wait for all the pash rash to come out at the cocktail party #TheBachelorsAU

— melloir (@SookMel) January 9, 2023

There is enough cricket on this month please stop this #TheBachelorsAU

— Lara🙃 (@LLP184) January 9, 2023

I love the ‘sporty girl’ storyline where they’re all kitted out for a hit of tennis because she’s uber sporty and they’re clearly so bad that the camera can only show glimpses and those glimpses reveal her groundstrokes would all land in a chimney 2 suburbs away. #TheBachelorsAU

— Daryl Maguire’s tractor (@DarylTractor) January 9, 2023

“An abundance of bachelors.” LOL! Is that the official collective noun? #TheBachelorsAU

— 📺 Disquieted Australian 🤨 (@peanut_tv) January 9, 2023

No but I highly recommend watching the bachelorS drunk. Unmatched #TheBachelorsAU

— justhere4 (@indie_vidualist) January 9, 2023

Just gunna leave this here without comment #thebachelorsau pic.twitter.com/P47Q8gvY1e

— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) January 9, 2023

We’ve seen no @oshergunsberg since the first intro. This is not the #TheBachelorsAU I signed up for & love. pic.twitter.com/x8rj6b1RPN

— Just Sue.🇺🇦 (@SueKennedy19) January 9, 2023

Osher should be involved in this somehow-just chilling in the background eating popcorn. It’s not right he’s missing this. #TheBachelorsAU

— Katrina (@TrinaOz13) January 9, 2023

jed and felix: pashing all the girls

thomas: can i get a second hug #TheBachelorsAU

— emma cooper εїз (@emmaangelx) January 9, 2023

Here for the bromance dynamics this season #TheBachelorsAU

— Laura 💜💏 (@Jandy4Forever) January 9, 2023

Okay hear me out….the slightly trashier vibe is …..exactly what it needed???? #TheBachelorsAU

— HH (@gggviideo) January 9, 2023

Jed’s gone from rejecting women straight up to full on tonsil hockey.
Definitely done a 180 here.#TheBachelorsAU

— Just Sue.🇺🇦 (@SueKennedy19) January 9, 2023

i am enjoying how much more behind the scenes stuff we’re getting this episode, though. i love the producers having an on-screen role, if just for the reminder of how awkward it must be to watch them all be that horny #TheBachelorsAU

— georgie carroll (needs to write her thesis) (@fansumption) January 9, 2023

I’d prob inadvertently give a rose to a serial killer if they brought a dog to the first date #TheBachelorsAU

— Jessie Lynch (@jesskalynch) January 9, 2023

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