WARNING: THIS POST DOES NOT CONTAIN ACTUAL SPOILERS.
Strap yourself in Frost fans, The Bachelorette Finale Week is upon us and you know what that means?
COMPLETELY UNFOUNDED SPOILERS AND ABSURDLY SPECULATIVE COMMENTARY.
We’ve been scouring the net for information all bloody day and all we’ve discovered is that Sam is a) not pregnant b) in love. Yeah, duh. Ugh.
Everyone is remaining tight lipped and terrified of their privacy contracts, so we’re no closer to knowing who will take home the final rose.
But someone must! The trailer even confirmed it.
Watch the trailer here (post continues after video):
What other secrets does the trailer hold? What teenie tiny, tease-y clues can we find hidden in it’s expansive 30 seconds?
Well, everyone is in love now, for one.
The Men are ALL bloody saying it. Sam, however, is staying tight lipped (she is good at keeping secrets, after all), but unfortunately for her (would we say unfortunately?) she has a face and THAT FACE is riddled with potential spoilers.
Here’s how she reacted when Sasha said “I’m falling more and more in love with you”.
I call it the Yeah Duh You Say It Literally Every Two Minutes:
And here’s how she reacted when adorkable Richie revealed “I am falling for [indecipherable]”, while pushing her hair behind her ear.
Earlier today, Frosty posted an Instagram piccy confirming her lack of pregnancy, loved-up feeling and warning that Wednesday night’s episode is going to be “heartbreaking”.
She hinted at a “very sad moment saying goodbye to a truly incredible man” … *cough* … that man is obviously going to be Michael.
Unless……
It’s Sasha! Which it is obviously not, but Channel 10 obviously wants to misdirect us to think that it is by cutting a shot of him frowning right before the shot of Sam crying etc.
Blah blah blah… We’re 19 seconds in and essentially all the remaining 11 seconds of the trailer tells us is that Sam has travelled to New Zealand, she has given away her final rose and she is thinking about tying the knot.
You can tell from her blurry wedding dress.
Listen to Jo with Monique Bowley and Lizzie Marton on Bach Chat: The Bachelorette Recap Podcast.
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Top Comments
I agree - If you want to know who wins Sam's heart, just check her reaction after each of the 3 men tells her he loves her. When it's the right one (Go Richie) her body language and relief will be palpable just like Sam when Snez said those 3 magic words. At one point she hesitated and Sam caressed her hand almost encouraging her to say it. It's a dead giveaway. Look for it.
Richie, as lovely as you are, my unpopular opinion is that Sam should choose either Sasha or Michael. Despite hearing jokes on the Bach Chat podcast about Richie's rope access gig not being a 'real job' and a fancy 'window cleaner', anyone familiar with the oil and gas industry knows this is a real but generally FIFO job, on a very long roster. This might not be Richie's work arrangement, but if it is, they will be spending a lot of time apart. On top of that, on the small chance Sam moves to Perth (away from friends, family, and a decent coffee under $5) I'd imagine the logistics of managing their new relationship would be fairly overwhelming for them, but particularly so for Sam.