No wonder Bachelorette Sam doesn't want to kiss the dudes.

Shirtless men are one thing.

But DOGS? HOLY HELL THE BACHELORETTE. You have OUTDONE YOURSELVES.

Last night’s episode saw our Queen Sam get her puppies out for the boys.

And the people loved it.

They should make a bachelorette type show where instead of guys it’s dogs. — Grace Haselmann (@g_hasey) July 28, 2015

I wish I had the power to tell guys to take their shirts off and prance around with dogs I mean what a life #BacheloretteAU

— Emily (@emilybruceee) September 30, 2015

It was impawsible to look away.

And just as I asked my boyfriend to please remove his shirt and pick up our dog, DISASTER STRUCK.  

Because Tony went for the smooch.  

And the people said NO.

DO NOT KISS THE DOG !!! #BacheloretteAU#please

— Jesinta Campbell (@JesintaCampbell) September 30, 2015

People were squarely divided in the “BLECHHHHHH” category and the “AWWW!” category.

Because do you know where that dog’s mouth has been? On it’s balls, that’s where. And if not the balls, then in a dead possum on the side of the road, or nosing through the kitty litter tray, or eating a hot dog morsel it found outside a strip club in Kings Cross.

RIGHT?

Anyway, it got us talking. Is it okay to kiss a dog on the mouth? Is it okay to lick a dog on the fur? Is it okay for a dog to lick you on the mouth? Is it okay for a dog to lick you anywhere?

WHAT’S THE DOG KISSING LINE?

Alas, things didn’t go so well for Tony. Sam didn’t want to take the risk.  Maybe she’s a cat person.