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It’s a truth universally acknowledged that not all Bachelorette seasons are made equal.
Some give us epic love stories like that of Georgia Love and Lee Elliott. Others give us short term romances that fill the pages of tabloid magazines for months to come. And others give us… stairs.
A whole lotta innuendo and gossip and rumours about possible sex acts on stairs and it’s a lot for us.
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Having said all that, we’d watch all of them again in a heartbeat. For the drama. And also the… gossip.
Because we don’t have time for that, we thought we’d take a little trip down memory lane and rank our Bachelorette seasons from what the heck was that to YES IT’S DEFINITELY LOVE FOREVER AND EVER AMEN.
5. Ali Oetjen’s season.
Look.
We love Ali. She’s a super smart businesswoman and one time she Stage Five-Clinged that Tim bloke and that made us giggle a little bit.
Top Comments
Sophie was by nooooo means the best season. She wanted a normal guy and to have kids, but she picked a millionaire who had a vasectomy! 1. Georgia, 2. Angie, 3. Sophie, 4. Ali, 5. Sam .. Sam frost is by far the most boring and most annoying - soznotsoz
Pretty sure Sam and Sasha we’re together for a lot longer than just a couple of months.
Also, as much as I loved Sophie’s season. Georgia’s was the best. She is smart and confident and the guys she had to choose from were the best.