The first thing we will say right off the bat is don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Maybe it was the mention of cult-figure Bachelor contestants, or maybe it was just the mentions of strap-ons and NSFW content that meant you’ve found yourself here, but let it be known once you read through this conversation you cannot get your innocence nor your sense of purity back.
We will give you a little bit of context first, to delay the inevitable reading of these messages.
Rhys was a contestant on The Bachelorette this year.
He wrote below average poetry, was Sam’s arch-nemisis and told Georgia he wasn’t looking for The One despite starring on a show about finding love.
Megan was on The Bachelor. She left the game on her own accord, has begun (although, unconfirmed…) a relationship with fellow contestant Tiffany since the show stopped filming and loves posting beautifully shot but not-so-candid photos on Instagram.
Like, say, this one:
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Are we gonna talk about who is taking these photos??
It's really not that hard to set up a self-timer. It's the very last thing I'd pick up on as suspicious with these pictures.