by KATE HUNTER
I went to see the movie ‘Ted’ on Saturday night.
Directed by Seth McFarlane (creator of Family Guy) Ted is about a foul-mouthed teddy bear who hangs out with hookers and takes issue when his ‘weed guy’ sells him inferior dope. Ted’s best mate is John (Mark Wahlberg) a thirty-something nice guy who’s struggling to grow up, mainly because Ted wants to hang out on the sofa with him and a bong. John’s girlfriend has a problem with this and says Ted has to move out. It’s bloody funny and I laughed my head off. Until I saw a woman in the row in front of me with a little girl who looked about five, or six, tops.
Then I became uptight.
I told myself, ‘Silly woman, she thought it was a movie about teddies.’
I was relieved when they got up and left.
Then they returned. It was just a loo break. Back in their seats just in time to hear about Ted fucking a co-worker with a parsnip, then selling it.
I’m not shocked about the parsnip. Each Teddy to their own.
But to take a little kid to a movie rated MA15+ is shocking. And dumb.
I’m a voice in the cinematic wilderness, I know. But so many people seem to think the classifications are a guide that does not apply to their kids. That’s because of course, they are just a guide – only when a movie is rated R does it become illegal to admit kids.
It’s tricky, navigating the movie guide if you’re a parent or an auntie taking nieces and nephews for a holiday treat. But these days, you can see trailers online. You can make choices. Read reviews from all over the world. And if there’s nothing suitable on at the cinema, you can rent a DVD! You can do that now. Lots of G rated ones out there. Or cut loose and go PG!
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My 10 year old niece kept asking to go see TED. The only ads myself and several others have seen here in the UK were indicating a cute kids film :) So I checked the details, got very curious why the ads had not indicated adults only, and I watched it myself.
In the right company, absolutely hilarious, the acting is brilliant, all delivered perfectly and for me, just in the right way so its a joke and not being as horrible as it could have been lol. Like others have said, you've gotta see it a bit like Bad Santa.
In the wrong company? oh hell this could really mess up your kids, your wife, lose you friends, and be written of some people Christmas card list for next year etc. lol.
To be honest, I don't even think its appropriate for a 15 year old as so many are already way out of control on trying to be 30 when 14 :) But such is the way of the society we live in, most of TV/news/magazines is always trying to be famous by pushing justttt a little bit further than anyone else.
It's just the way of life and has been for decades. But for adults, with a bit of a wild (and sometimes hidden) sense of humour this one is well worth it. Just be straight with your kids. I explained to my niece, that its just not a film for small people as it seemed, you'l find it funny, but not until you're older, honest. She replied, "too much adult stuff? swearing and sex? Ok, what else can we go see instead?".
Keep in mind, it's not about ratings and somebody elses decision or choice of what's ok to see & teach, its about adults taking responsibility and seeing what's acceptable, and what's just obviously too soon. Most of us want to live in a nice world without 8 year old kids swearing i'm sure.
Doesn't a rating of MA15+ mean you have to over 15? How did the young child get into the movie? You'd have to be hiding under a mushroom not to have seen the ads promoting TED of late -- they're on everywhere, all the time. In fact, I've had to try and shield my 11 year old from seeing them. TED is just not suitable in any way, shape or form for a 6 year old -- or even my 11 year old, seriously. I went to see Bridesmaids last year with a friend -- same rating of MA15+ and was mortified to see two young girls aged about 11 or 12 in there. I sat uncomfortably through the movie at the thought of how the mother/adult was going to explain a few things. And when the word c#*$ was used, I think I screamed out loud in embarrassment. I just didn't think it was suitable for anyone under 15. I wouldn't even take my 15 year old niece to see it with me. Parents need to take control.