CONSPIRACY ALERT.
Does Taylor Swift have a belly button?
She’s famous for her two-piece outfits showing her toned stomach. And at the VMA Awards last night, she stuck to her midriff style.
But the Internet has noticed something…
TAYLOR NEVER….
SHOWS…
HER…
BELLY BUTTON.
And you know who never misses anything? Reddit.
A Reddit thread entirely dedicated to the conspiracy of Taylor’s absent button has some very interesting theories.
“Only the original has a bellybutton, the clones are bellybutton-less” says one user.
“She wasn’t born via normal methods so she didn’t have an umbilical cord. She was created in a lab by scientists who were trying to create the perfect woman. They succeeded,” muses another.
But it’s okay. The conspiracy is merely a conspiracy. Because, although Taylor does a lot of this:
A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Oct 13, 2014 at 12:11am PDT
And wears her shorts like this:
Sisterhood. @selenagomez #1989TourLA A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Aug 27, 2015 at 1:51am PDT
One of her Instagram photos proves that she does have a belly button.
Well, maybe. We weren’t there. It might be a sultana.
Greetings from Maui! @haimtheband
A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Jan 23, 2015 at 5:20pm PST
ARE YOU REAL, TAYLOR?
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Top Comments
She's clearly a cyborg. No-one is that perfect!
LOL - I think Rush was just commenting on the story not on your umbilical hernia comment!!
Nope, cyborg! Or one of the creepy robots Warren made on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.