Celeb in 5: Tuesday's best entertainment and gossip news.

1. Um, so, The Bachelor’s Tara may be dating one of The Bachelorette’s CURRENT CONTESTANTS.

We’ve all given up any hope of making it through The Bachelorette without spoilers, yeah? Good, because we’ve got a big ole spoiler for you this afternoon.

Some stealthy FBI level stalking has uncovered current contestant/entrepreneur, Blake Colman is potentially dating another of our Bachelor favourites, Tara Pavlovic. And how do we know this? Because of… a sloth?

Exhibit A is this Instagram Tara posted at the beginning of October, visiting The Big Banana with a sloth named Derek under her arm…

Coffee and selfies with this absolute legend @dereckthesloth. So nice running in to you at Coffs man ! Have to have bevvies soon ???????? #thebachelorette

A post shared by tarapavlovic (@tarapavlovic) on Oct 4, 2017 at 4:05pm PDT

… The VERY SAME SLOTH that was seen under none other than Blake’s arm below in Exhibit B!!?!

Chilling with the boys waiting for @osher_gunsberg to reveal the date card! Legends @blakecolman and @samual.cochrane

A post shared by Dereck The Sloth (@dereckthesloth) on Sep 22, 2017 at 5:52pm PDT

Coincidence? We think so not.

Finding ‘proof’ Blake doesn’t win Sophie Monk’s heart comes as no surprise to us considering he’s a bit of an, erm, tool on camera.

Anyway, it’s basically a fact that they’re getting married – except for the minor little fact that, as far as us viewers know, he’s still in the Bachelorette mansion.

Awks?

2. The marriage secret that Margot Robbie’s kept for years.

It’s nothing new for celebrities to try to shroud their wedding day in secrecy. After all, they want the day to be able declaring their love for each other in front of friends and family – not ducking and hiding from paparazzi.

But Margot Robbie may have just taken out the gong for best secret marriage keeper after she seemingly revealed she has been married to her longtime partner Tom Ackerley for a lot longer than anybody suspected.

It was widely reported the couple wed in a small ceremony in the Gold Coast in December last year, with Robbie posting a cheeky photo of her ring to Instagram.

A post shared by @margotrobbie on Dec 19, 2016 at 7:56pm PST

However, a source attending the same Hamptons International Film Festival event as the actress told Page Six that after a guest congratulated her on her first-year wedding anniversary, Margot responded, “It’s been three years.”

If true, this would take her to Ryan Gosling/Eva Mendes levels of secret-keeping and for that, we think a round of applause is in order.

3. Kate Middleton’s had a hair change and we’re sorry but we care a lot.

K Midd's hair has had a very minor length change and by golly the tabloids are hellbent on speculating as to why the Duchess of Cambridge has done such a thing.

Theory numero one? It's the pregnancy hormones wreaking havoc on our beloved Kate's hair.

"Kate may have gone for the chop after experiencing hair breakage - a common side effect of pregnancy," the Daily Mail postulated.

#Science #PregnancyFactz

Theory numero two? She just wanted a change, goddammit. So just... back off, okay?

4. The photo of Ariana Grande that's freaking absolutely everyone out.

Question: Can someone just... explain this photo of Ariana Grande? How did this work... in a... physics sense?

Answer: Nope. 'Tis a thing that cannot be explained.

Just ask Twitter, who collectively lost their freakin' minds over the snap, which is for the 24-year-old singer's new album art.

Old mate Jesse McLaren here did his research. Said research proved one definitive fact: Ariana's bum is NOT ON THAT STOOL.

There is either superhuman quad strength at play, or someone let the Victoria's Secret team out of their bikini-clad cages to spread some warped Photoshop magic around.

We'll let you decide which.

5. Paris Jackson posts photo of her "rolls". Teeny dilemma: There's not a "roll" in sight.

Uh, so, Paris Jackson, 19, has toplessly (not a word but just go with it) taken to Instagram to tell the world her rolls are JUST FINE. (Which all tummy rolls are, because of course they are. All bodies are beautiful, love the skin you're in, you're the best, feminism 4eva etc etc...)

There's just one teeny, tiny dilemma: in Paris' photo there is not a roll in bloody sight.

comfortable in my rolls. fuck wit me.

A post shared by Paris-Michael K. Jackalope (@parisjackson) on Oct 16, 2017 at 3:09pm PDT

Perhaps she got confused, and put the wrong caption on the wrong photo. Perhaps she was eating a bread roll and failed to get it in the shot. Perhaps she is visually impaired.

The mind boggles with all the possibilities.

One thing we do know for sure, though: if they're "rolls", baby we're carrying a damn bakery.