Dating is hard. Online dating is even harder. Especially when you can predict the future.
When it comes to dating, we’ve all faked it. We may have lied about how many cats we own or pretended to like sashimi. We’ve held back our anger when you promised to call and didn’t. And we’ve even made you believe that not a single hair grows on our bodies.
But there is now no need to hide your most unique trait.
Like being a psychic. Or a ghost whisperer.
Meet the Supernatural Dating Society. Where, “enthusiasts of the paranormal, the unexplained, the mystical and the implausible…” can go to find ‘the one’.
The genius who is filling this unmet need is The Amazing Kreskin. (Now before you ask, yes, that is his legal name. And yes, that does make his first name ‘The Amazing’.) The now 80 year-old, legendary mentalist has been traveling the world for decades, astonishing people with the power of his mind.
And now, Kreskin wants to give back.
The Amazing Kreskin has created an environment where spirit healers, astrologists and mind readers, can, unite and discuss their “thoughts, beliefs, and experiences without compromise…without fear of embarrassment.”
And believe us, demand is high. In fact, Kreskin said, “It’s very, very interesting. Most people I talked to would like to meet people that they could join and visit places that seem like they’re haunted.”
We hear you.
So, what does a perfect first date look like?
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For Kreskin, a perfect first outing might include sharing a kiss after UFO spotting in the fading moonlight. Even mutual hypnotic trance or, “simulating both warm, friendly and non-friendly ghostly experiences,” would do for a first date.
By now, I’m sure you’re wondering how to get involved. And it’s really very simple.
“You fill out your form and your area of interest. Maybe something supernatural that has happened to you. Just two or three sentences so at least someone interested might say, “Let me follow up on this. It’s something similar that happened to me that I can’t explain.””
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After all, “It would not be a good a match if someone felt they had been visited by an alien and then they met someone who is interested in mainly telepathic phenomena”.
Can you imagine the dinner conversation between those two? Awkward. Unless they’re talking about telepathic aliens, obviously.
When asked if he could see the future of his site, Kreskin said, “I have a feeling that it’s going to take on a dimension that I never realised.”
And he would know.
In any event, we’re sure he’ll make a prophet.
What about you? Would you sign up for a supernatural dating site?