I’ll give this to my Mum: She was a bloody good smoker. I mean seriously great. Imagine this: a woman who for at least 40 years lay back in the bathtub every night, much like Cleopatra waiting for a denuded grape, dragging back enthusiastically on a Winfield Red, reading a mag, ashing precisely into her special bathroom ashtray. And staying there FOR HOURS. She had immense skill in the smoking-in-the-bath arena: She never dropped an ash, never upended the ashtray and her hands remained freakishly dry the entire time.
My whole childhood is filled with smoking. I remember cups of steaming instant black coffee and ciggies with a distinctive ring of red lipstick (‘It shows you care‘, she’d lecture). I remember the times she’d duck out for a fag with fellow conspirators during speech day at the boarding school I went to. On long car trips, the windows would remain steadfastly UP so her hair didn’t get messed up – we’d sit there in the fug, oblivious to the impact of secondary smoke on our pre-teen lungs.
She once pranged our new-ish Ford Falcon on her way to work at the local hospital after a particularly vigorous fit of coughing. She’d get me to light up for her in the car (this after she found out I was sneaking the odd durrie anyway). I think she smoked through her pregnancy with me, although she quit for my sister five years later.