If you’re one of those people who’s never quite sure how you rate in bed, today’s your lucky day.
Thousands of Redditors have taken to the popular chat forum and decided the tell-tale signs someone is good between the sheets, so now you can REALLY know if you’re reaching those sexy time KPIs.
God bless the internet.
1. You’re empathetic.
As one particularly punny commenter added, “it’s because we understand where you’re coming from.”
Well… that definitely makes sense.
Empathy was deemed the biggest sign that a person will be great at sex, with 4000 people agreeing it's the best indicator of bedroom performance.
2. You use tongue sparingly.
Apparently, your kissing technique is the second most important barometer of sex prowess.
"The way they kiss [is super important]," wrote one contributor. "In my experience, the man who puts his whole tongue down your throat is also the one to jam his cock into you without any kind of foreplay and jackhammer away."
Nearly 4000 voters agreed. So you heard 'em, keep those tongues under control, people!
3. You wear chokers (applies to women only).
Okay... so we've reported on this little-known phenomenon at Mamamia HQ before. But yes, it appears the '90s icon has now been covered in sexy shame.
Top Comments
no 5 is an old rule from teenage time: people who have good and a lot of sex won't talk about.
Seems to apply to adults too.