Gerberas are awful. And the thought doesn’t always count…
Everyone knows scoring a huge bunch of David Austin roses on Valentine’s Day is code for: I love the shit out of you.
Just as they know that being sent the world’s most unpopular cheap flower, the gerbera, roughly translates to: You mean nothing to me. NOTHING.
And if you were hoping to get that (rather nasty) point across to an ex, or a current partner that you’d like to make your ex, now you can.
Send Your Ex Gerberas is allowing bitter types to send that (not so) special someone the “world’s ugliest flowers”, that they assure you, will “induce maximum embarrassment”. Similar to ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com, (where your unsuspecting nemesis would receive an envelope full of glitter “that they’ll be finding everywhere for weeks”) you can gift your ex a truly revolting bunch of flowers.
READ MORE: Valentine’s Day is for chumps. There is a much better day to celebrate.
So how exactly does it work? You pay them $20, and they “find the grossest gerberas around, wrap them up in shiny silver wrap and the worst ribbon” and “send them to your ex in a huge, mostly empty box”.
Top Comments
I'm not mad about gerberas but if some one gives me flowers, any flowers, it's a good day
Gerberas are my favourite flower. They are bright and cheerful! Some years ago I was feeling down & read an article about how red brightens your mood & it suggested a big, red bunch of gerberas. I went out & bought some & my mood shifted. They brighten the room and your day.