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Here's a bunch of people revealing their secret sex moves. (NSFW obviously.)

“It’s with two fingers. Kind of like a fish hook.” 

Wow. So apparently, we’re all meant to have secret sex moves. Like, one amazing thing that you’ve mastered along your sexual travels, which means you can now make any person you’re doing the deed with orgasm in approximately two minutes.

*proceeds to internally panic about not having secret sex move*

Some very brave (and possibly over-confident) adults have been generous enough to share their moves in this Buzzfeed Blue video. The words ‘fish hook’ and ‘ass-slapping’ make an appearance, so this is obviously a little NSFW.

Yikes.