What's the general consensus on a sausage these days?
I definitely think there's a grade system. From Bunnings to bistro, there’s an appropriate snag.
Are we down with the skinny, long, fine mince varietal or is thick and chunky full of meaty jubes your vibe? It doesn’t matter.
Bangers always seem to have a pozzie in a house no matter how posh you are. They’re like a funny mate who gets invited to every gathering just to let guests know that the conditions are chill and the energy is happy. I mean even the curve on a cooked snag makes you smile.
And there are some seriously proud sausage makers out there… and I don’t just mean in Europe. They’re accessible to us. They’re in plain site. Almost every butcher will have a trophy sausage where they flexed a little flamboyance, casually though, mind you: “Ah yeah, this one is chicken, coriander and Jarlsberg. Just trying a few things. Cooks bloody well…”
I mean the concept is brilliant. Pre-seasoned meat and flavours for all us too shy with salt or an “I don’t have time to muck about” attitude. And despite them being around forever, no one has bothered to be as brutal as when it comes to cooking ANY OTHER meat than them.
Just do what you do - and we all do! I have one friend who (and I don’t support this) puts them on a rack in the oven till they dry out to resemble oily, witch fingers. Gross. But not even sausages care. They ooze a “you do you” attitude with zero judgement. Sausages are the best. Really. A nightmare to style for obviously immature reasons, but if you really love them, you can see past that.