Something happened tonight.
Something so gloriously cringe-worthy it will haunt you until your dying day.
You see, on tonight’s episode of The Bachelor, Nick Cummins sprung a surprise date on Romy.
The Badgelor took her to his uncle’s pizza place and they made some pizzas together.
Badger said things like “strewth you’re a crackin sort” and “let’s have a yarn like two galahs on a tin roof”.
He then gave Romy a rose.
Romy took this as a sign.
A sign that she should attack his neck with her mouth.