Niamh got a reading from an online psychic. Promptly asked for a refund.

Oh.

This is… juicy.

A teenage girl has managed to get a refund from an online psychic after she realised her predictions were, well, a lil’ bit sh*t.

You see, Niamh Gargan paid almost $AUD20 to be told her fortune by an online psychic named “Brodie Mcdougall”.

After looking at a photo of Niamh, Mcdougall told the 19-year-old some startling things like she wanted to “settle down” with someone and was into “beauty and hair”.

She also told Niamh she was going to fall pregnant.

Niamh told the psychic that was impossible because she couldn’t actually fall pregnant and then asked for a refund.

She then sent the whole exchange to her friend, Matthew Currie, who obviously posted the whole exchange on Twitter. Because that’s what you do in 2018.

“Honestly couldn’t make up the stuff,” Matthew wrote on Twitter. “Niamh paid a random lassie £10 for a psychic reading n got THIS can’t even ‘your always bored'”.

Twitter, of course, loved it.

@hxlsmxrtxyz “someone died who was close to you who used to buy you Easter eggs all the time... and hair clips”????????????????

— amy????✨ (@amyysmarttx) April 23, 2018

“Im seeing a Paul .. I mean a Peter maybe a Pedro ” ????????!!

— Alexandra Hind (@Alexandrahind2) April 23, 2018

Hahaha I love it “your always bored”

— Laura Houckham (@laurahouckhamVD) April 23, 2018

I owe this woman a tenner I'm always bored

— Ronnie Ocaravan (@SamTanner39) April 22, 2018

OMG I was just reading this. Dead ‘your always bored’ ????????????????

— Amelia Cole (@Amelia_Cole_) April 22, 2018

This is amazing! New career move I think ????????????

— Annie Cromwell (@anniecromwell) April 22, 2018

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