When your twin sister is happily married with a family, and you are single, there are various ways you can deal with the discrepancy in your lives.
You can fully embrace your role as an uncle, lavishing your nieces and nephews with gifts and dreaming of your future as a family or you could fully embrace single life, partying like only those who are grateful not to be tied down by anything or anyone can party.
Or…..you can make fun of your twin sister’s life by recreating all of her social media pics featuring you, and a cat, and then hand all 28 photos to her for her (and your) 28th birthday.
Happy birthday Meredith. Love Gordy.
Gordy Yates is a blogger and a self-confessed crappy brother who hardly ever manages to send his sister a birthday gift, despite the fact she always manages to send him something every year, regardless of where he is in the world.
My twin sister Meredith is so great and I am so bad. Every year on my birthday, she gets me something cool: a t-shirt, a funny book, something she wanted to get rid of but chose to give to me instead, and so much more. And no matter where I’ve lived, she’s always either sent the gift in a package or saved it to give to me later. And I’m the worst brother because I never get her anything for her birthday. Generally, I don’t get someone a birthday present if they live far away, so I usually don’t get her ANYTHING even though she always gets me something. I mean, I guess it could be because we live very different lives.
I’ve been living the single life of parties and traveling while she’s been married and has two kids. It’s like I feel that I’m not quite an adult so I don’t need to give people things but they should give things to me. Anyway, I decided to do something very heartfelt to show her how much I appreciate her (plus, she and her husband are the ONLY ones in my family planning to visit me in Taiwan, so that deserves a special shout-out).
It was pretty easy for him to do. His sister is very active on Instagram and while many of her photos feature her family, many just feature Meredith being silly and having fun, which makes Gordy’s attempts at recreation even better. You wouldn’t be mistaken if these photos by Gordy lead you to believe that he really, really likes cats. In fact, Gordy isn’t that fussed when it comes to our feline friends and his online relationship with cats and cat images/videos/GIFS was a total accident.
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That wasn't an auto correct error, that was a coterie of cats using their demonic powers (you only need to see the way they stare that glassy eyed stare to know they are demonic) to control your phone to change it to cats and then slowly infiltrate your life, as well as using their demonic powers to control people around you to get them to buy you cat gifts, as for those people who show you cat photos, unfortunately they are desperateły lost souls completed manipulated by the felines that own them. Stay clear (if you can avoid their hypnotic ways) of these people as they are hopelessly lost in the cult of the cat and only serious intervention can save them, possibly. As for those "stray" cats you see as you walk around town, they are spies reporting your every move.
All of them controlling you until you have capitulated and now are holding a cat in your arms.
Still I admire you because it has taken some time for you to fully capitulate. For some of us we gave in on the same day that the stray came into our yard.
Must go now as my master needs to be fed.
That is one cute cat!!!