Show us your Yachts: There's a Real Housewives Of Sydney coming.

Dahhhhlings.

The Real Housewives of Melbourne just wrapped its third season with a reunion that looked a million dollars but sounded like a scrag fight at the trots. 

And now, the glamorous franchise that pits women against each other in a battle for wealth and status and underhanded sniping is spreading its bedazzled wings to the harbour city.

Sydney is getting a Real Housewives, guys. And producers are searching for high-society women who like to battle with their housekeepers, tell other women they are “dumb, fat b**tches”, and most importantly, wear beautiful clothes.

Sportsbet have opened betting on the casting choices with soon-to-be-wife of James Packer, Mariah Carey, an outside chance.  Others such as Jesinta Campbell and Lara Bingle also made the list, at long odds. In our dreams.

But, this week on The Binge, Rosie Waterland reckons she should apply. Is she qualified? Listen here:(post continues after audio)

YES. We couldn’t agree more.  #VoteRosieForRHOS

Apparently screen testing sessions have already taken place in the posh suburbs of Mosssman and Double Bayyyyyy and Woolaharrrra, and there’s a bevy of ladies all vying for their housewife moment.

Rumours are swirling around Christa Billich, who has been a regular on the Melbourne version. Wife of controversial art gallery owner, Charles Billich, she also has the Housewives accessory of choice: a yappy dog

A photo posted by Christa Billich (@christa_billich_gallery) on Apr 27, 2016 at 9:06am PDT

Former wife of journalist Mike Willesee, Gordana Willesee-Poljak  is a cosmetic tattooist. Eyebrows are her thing, so I guess she’s no stranger to raising them.  

Me @ insta long hair! Feels strange i have to admit!!! Confessions of a rebel!!!! #inked #inkedpeople #intelligent #inkedmagazine #instylemagazine #tattooed #tattoos #true #travel #tattooedmen #tattooedwoman #tattooedpeople #tattoodeyebrows #cosmeitctattoo #cosmetic #art #australia #sydney #micropogmentation #maxconnectors #makeup #death #bondi #liner #bodybuilding A photo posted by Gordana Willesee-Poljak (@drfreckleandmrhide) on Jun 15, 2015 at 7:20pm PDT

And  Lisa Oldfield, wife of radio host and former pollie David Oldfield and sometime Mamamia writer, is no stranger to a pose, or plastic surgery.  So she should be a shoo-in. Or a Louboutin-in.

But plz, if we may, we have some requests.

Can it be Kyly Clarke. Anyone who poses this casually in activewear deserves a greater audience:

Even if it is just a walk, it’s exercise & a great opportunity to have some you time! Take to the pavement. #Repost @_lyfestyled_ ・・・ Yesterday’s Hump Day style update- @kylyclarke wears @underarmour crop & leggings, @puma top, and @nike runners! Shop the look at @rebelsport #LS2020 #activewear #style #fitfashion #workoutwear

A photo posted by K Y L Y C L A R K E (@kylyclarke) on Apr 20, 2016 at 1:50pm PDT

And Terry Biviano, because that woman is fierce.

A photo posted by @terrybiviano on Apr 28, 2016 at 4:01am PDT

Other names we’d love to see? Brynne Edelsten (come back to TV, Brynne, we miss you), Jodi Gordon, Tanya Zaetta, Margie Abbott to play the sensible role (well, someone has to host book club) and Peta Credlin to whip it all into shape.

EXCITING, guys. #VoteRosieForRHOS

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