By ROSIE WATERLAND
So I have this friend. Let’s call her… Posie (sideways glance).
This friend annoys the hell out of her other friends for constantly being a total flake. She makes plans and breaks them at the last minute. She makes plans and forgets she made them. Sometimes she even makes plans with no intention of going through with them at all.
So frustrating.
You see, Rosie’s Posie’s problem is that she thinks there’s two of her. She thinks there’s Present Posie, who gets to do all the easy things, like say yes to dinner and plan to get up early to go to the gym. Then she thinks there’s Future Posie, who has to actually deal with all the crappy things Present Posie planned, like catching the bus to that obscure dumplings restaurant in the rain or getting out of bed at 5am to run on a treadmill and make small talk.
But that’s where Posie’s plan falls apart.
You see, Future Posie doesn’t exist.
Future Posie lives the perfect kind of life that Present Posie wishes she could live, but actually doesn’t. So when it comes time to do all the things Present Posie planned, Present Posie is the one who has to do them, not Future Posie. Future Posie is always too busy living a fantasy life of 5am starts and lunch with mum followed by drinks with three different friends in three different places.
Basically, Future Posie is Present Posie’s ideal self, and Present Posie schedules her life like she already IS Future Posie.
Big mistake.
Posie’s friends have had enough of her making plans only to delegate them to a non-existent perfect version of herself. Posie needs to learn that there’s only ONE Posie, and she needs to organise her life accordingly. So they’ve come up with some pointers that Posie can follow to help make scheduling her life a little easier. And a LOT more realisitic:
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I have a friend who cancels last minute all the time. They also ignore my texts for weeks and sometimes months. Once I texted them a couple times. And they never responded so I waited three months then texted them again. Just for them to say sorry I was busy! For three months? You couldn't even text me back? lol I've talked to them before about ignoring me and about them canceling. They always say the same thing. "I'm sorry" like that doesn't cut it. In highschool and on college breaks they would always make plans but never show up. Oh yeah I'm running late I'll be there in an hour or they just wouldn't show up at all. And I'd call/text nothing. Then two weeks later. I get a text that says hey! I'm like what happened to our plans a couple weeks ago. You never showed? They start giving excuses but they don't make sense so you question them. Then they change the excuse to a completely different one. I once was really late for our plans and they were complaining that they had already been at the "place" for two hours waiting for me. I wanted to say you used to do this to me for years. I think you can wait for me. I also wanted to say now you no what it feels like. When they cancel plans it's always the same excuse "I don't feel good" "I'm to tired can we hangout another day" or I stayed up all night talking to a guy. The guy made me stay up. If I have plans I don't stay up talking to someone I tell them I have to go because I have plans in the morning. When we do hangout which is hardly ever. Like I haven't seen them since before Christmas. But of course we've tried to make plans since then. We always laugh a lot when we are together we can be very silly which I love because not everyone can be openly silly. I always feel like flaky friends care about you but don't care at the same time.
Advice I give to flaky "friends:"
Send me a postcard sometime, and let me know how you are.